Get Me To The Church On Time

[ENSEMBLE]
There's just a few more hours, that's all the time you got
A few more hours before I tie they knot

[ALFRED, spoken]
There's girls and drinks all over London
And I gotta track 'em down in just a few more hours

(Sung)
I'm gettin' married in the morning
Ding, dong, the bells are gonna chime
Pull out the stopper, we'll have a whopper
But get me to the church on time

I got to get there in the morning
Spruced up and lookin' in my prime
Girls come and kiss me, show how you'll miss me
But get me to the church on time

If I am dancing roll up the floor
If I am whistling -- out the door

For I'm getting married in the morning
Ding, dong, they're gonna chime
Kick up a rumpus, but don't lose the compass
Get me to the church, get me to the church
Be sure and get me to the church on time

[ENSEMBLE]
I'm getting married in the morning
Ding, dong, the bells are gonna chime

[ALFRED]
Punch me and jail me
Stamp me and mail me

[ALFRED & ENSEMBLE]
But get me to the church on time

I've got to get there in the morning
Spruced up and lookin' in me prime

[ALFRED]
Some bloke who's able
Lift up the table

[ALFRED & ENSEMBLE]
But get me to the church on time

If I am flying, then shoot me down (Then shoot me down)

[ALFRED]
If I wooing, get her out of town

[ALFRED & ENSEMBLE]
For I am getting married in the morning
Ding, dong, the bells are gonna chime

[ALFRED]
Feather and tar me
Pull out the army
But get me to the church

[ALFRED & ENSEMBLE]
Get me to the church
Be sure and get me to the church on time