Get in the Boat is about a saying regularly used in PewDiePie’s Minecraft series. It’s used when Felix wants someone to get into a boat to kidnap them.
There was a man
Farming alone
He looked up on the hill and saw
A figure with an oar
He shook as fear filled his body and soul
He knew what his fate was
He'd seen this guy before
Flashbacks of the last time he came
And what occurred
The villager just stood waiting for
Those four damning words
He said
Get in the boat
I'm taking you home
Don't even try to struggle
It's time to row
5 planks 1 shovel
That's all it takes
Trying to run from me will be your last mistake
A little chop chop here
And a craft craft there
Now you're in my boat
I can take you anywhere
Over water, over land
Your fate is in my hands
Kidnapping with my boat
Is the perfect plan
I caught a phantom in my boat
Caught a dragon in my boat
Caught a cow and even caught a little rabbit in my boat
Caught my wife with my boat
Owe my life to my boat
To capture anything just put it in a boat
Need a girlfriend? Use a boat
If the world ends get a boat
Anything you want to take just put it in your boat
Enderman in the boat
Skeleton in the boat
It's the perfect stealing tool because it works on land and floats
So
Get in the boat
I'm taking you home
Don't even try to struggle
It's time to row
5 planks 1 shovel
That's all it takes
Trying to run from me will be your last mistake
A little chop chop here
And a craft craft there
Now you're in my boat
I can take you anywhere
Over water, over land
Your fate is in my hands
Kidnapping with my boat
Is the perfect plan
When you raid Area 51 be sure to use a boat
Mining diamonds in my boat
Finding islands in my boat
I love sliding in my boat
Always smiling in my boat
When you're Minecraft rowing you are looking hella dope
So
Get in the boat
I'm taking you home
Don't even try to struggle
It's time to row
5 planks 1 shovel
That's all it takes
Trying to run from me will be your last mistake
A little chop chop here
And a craft craft there
Now you're in my boat
I can take you anywhere
Over water, over land
Your fate is in my hands
Kidnapping with my boat
Is the perfect plan
So if you see a man
Approaching with an oar
Run faster than you have ever run before
Because once you're in the boat freedom's no longer yours
It's impossible to escape
If you hear those words you know
Just pray he never says "Get in the boat"
Get in the Boat was written by Day by Dave.
Get in the Boat was produced by Day by Dave.
Day by Dave released Get in the Boat on Sat Sep 14 2019.