Creeper

[Intro, Spoken]
Hello
Dude
The house...
The...the dog...
Th...they're gone
What!?
How!?
It was a creeper
Say sike right now

[Sung]
Aw man this fricking sucks
I hate it when they creep then self-destruct
House is broke
My dog was slain
These green little fricks really ruin your day
Now time for revenge
Let's plan big brain
I'll inflict so much creeper pain
They'll never flash and sizzle
Near me again
Every time they scare me there's a clear brown stain

Oh frick the creepers come
Grab your stuff and start to run
Don't wait around for anyone
'Cos they will make you suffer
Oh frick where has it gone
I'll get you with my sword come on
I'll kill every single one
First you and then another

I was 12 blocks high
Doing the best that I could
Mining for hours like anyone would
10 diamonds in the bag
Starting to feel good
When I turned around to head back and that's where it stood
Aw man
Tried to run but the creeper blew up
My diamonds all gone
I begin to well up
NOOOO
WHY?
I hate all creepers
They all must die

Oh frick the creepers come
Grab your stuff and start to run
Don't wait around for anyone
'Cos they will make you suffer
Oh frick where has it gone
I'll get you with my sword come on
I'll kill every single one
First you and then another

I was working on a redstone door one night
Tweaking the repeater so it was just right
As I thought about my big, big brain
I heard that fizzing noise once again
Pure panic, fright
I'd been working all night
I was hoping my contraption would remain alright
I tried to sneak away
Thought it was okay
But the freak blew up and I went insane

Oh frick the creepers come
Grab your stuff and start to run
Don't wait around for anyone
'Cos they will make you suffer
Oh frick where has it gone
I'll get you with my sword come on
I'll kill every single one
First you and then another
Oh frick the creepers come
Grab your stuff and start to run
Don't wait around for anyone
'Cos they will make you suffer
Oh frick where has it gone
I'll get you with my sword come on
I'll kill every single one
First you and then another

[Instrumental break]

Oh frick the creepers come
Grab your stuff and start to run
Don't wait around for anyone
'Cos they will make you suffer
Oh frick where has it gone
I'll get you with my sword come on
I'll kill every single one
First you and then another
Oh frick the creepers come
Grab your stuff and start to run
Don't wait around for anyone
'Cos they will make you suffer
Oh frick where has it gone
I'll get you with my sword come on
I'll kill every single one
First you and then another