Geek's Revenge by Freddie Blassie
Geek's Revenge by Freddie Blassie

Geek’s Revenge

Freddie Blassie * Track #11 On I Bite The Songs

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Geek's Revenge by Freddie Blassie

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Freddie Blassie

Geek’s Revenge Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Back when I was a kid, I knew something was wrong
Folks said I was bit too thin and my neck was too long
My dad tried to sell me to the circus one day
But the manager said I'd just drive all the people away
So as I grew up, I stayed inside
Reading and munching grit, and I was satisfied
But I was always bothered every time i went out
By a geek-stomping, stick-chomping, cephalus lout
Well, he looked like a zeppelin, a real bag o' gas
With a big fat belly and a big fat head
A globular, given lumbering about
A repugnant, cephalus lout

[Chorus]
A cephalus lout, roaming the street
Stomping on the heads of all the geeks you meet
You filled all us geeks with rage and hate
And someday we're gonna retaliate

[Verse 2]
My brother got killed, when you sneezed his way
And then my sister you used for toothpick one day
Then you poisoned the lake with my cousin Dave
They were all so young to be sent to the grave
And then you tried to kill me with a 10,000 volt wire
But fortunately, the only thing that happened was my socks caught on fire
But now I'm okay, and I helped in the creation
Of the "Anti-Fred Blassie Geeks Association"

[Chorus]
A cephalus lout, roaming the street
Stomping on the heads of all the geeks you meet
You filled all us geeks with rage and hate
And someday we're gonna retaliate

[Verse 3]
You see, uh... our plan is to keep this song on the Top 10 for weeks
'Cause we can always count on the votes of the geeks, of course
We're all united and, and this is our intention
To make you die from terminal indigestion

[Chorus]
A cephalus lout, roaming the street
Stomping on the heads of all the geeks you meet
You filled all us geeks with rage and hate
And someday we're gonna retaliate

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