Game Sequence #1: What Would We Do Without You? / Gun Song

[THE WIFE]
What would i do without
You

[THE HUSBAND]
What would you all like to do?

[THE YOUNGER WOMAN]
Oooo

[THE YOUNGER MAN]
I know

[THE YOUNGER WOMAN]
What?

[THE YOUNGER MAN]
Charades

[THE WIFE]
I don't think so

[THE YOUNGER MAN]
Monopoly

[THE HUSBAND]
Drinks

[THE YOUNGER MAN]
Okay Scrabble?

[THE YOUNGER WOMAN]
Nooo, Clue!
You know Colonel Mustard in the parlor
With the candlestick

[THE OBSERVER]
How about "Whom in This Room"
Everyone's played I assume?
You know the one
If you had a gun
And just one shot, remember now
It's strictly in fun
Whom in this room would you
Boom!

It takes a lot of men to make a gun
Hundreds
Many men to make a gun

Men in the mines to dig the iron
Men in the mills to forge the steel
Men in at machines to turn the barrel
Mold the trigger, shape the wheel
It takes a lot of men to make a gun
One gun

[THE WIFE]
And all you have to do is
Move your little finger
Move your little finger and
Click
You can change the world
Why should you be blue when
You've your little finger
Prove how just a little finger can
Change the world

[THE HUSBAND]
What a wonder is a gun
What a versatile invention
First of all when you've a gun
Click
Everybody pays attention
When you think of what must done
Think of all that it can do
Remove a scoundrel
Unite a party
Preserve the Union
Promote the sales of my book

[THE WIFE]
HA!

[THE HUSBAND]
Insure my future
My niche in history
And then the world will see
That I am not a man to overlook, aha

[THE YOUNGER MAN]
And all you have to do is
Squeeze your little finger
Ease your little finger back
Click
You can change the world

Whatever else is true
You trust your little finger
Just a single little finger can change the world

[THE YOUNGER WOMAN]
I got a really great gun
Shit, where is it
No its really great, wait
Shit, where is it
Anyway it's just a 38 but
It's a gun
You can make a state-
-ment, even if you fail it
Tells them who you are
Where you stand
This one was on sale it
No, not the shoe
Well actually the shoe was too
No that's not it
Shit, I had it here-
Got it!

Yay, there it is
And all you have to do is
Crook your little finger
Hook your little finger round and
[The gun fires. Everyone but the younger woman shouts in alarm.]
Shit I shot it

[THE WIFE]
You can change the world

[EVERYONE]
Change the world

Simply follow through and
Look, your little finger can

[YOUNGER MAN]
Slow them down

[THE YOUNGER WOMAN]
To a crawl

[THE WIFE]
Show them all

[THE HUSBAND]
Big and small

[EVERYONE]
It took a little finger no time to
Change the world