Friends For Never

One day were friends forever
Next day were friends for never
You say (You say)
Were best friends forever I say
He say till the end

Our friendships like a slice of chocolate cake
You're the icing you'd be the sponge
When we're together we become...

A perfect way to end a perfect dinner time
Quite substantial, glass of wine
A tasty mint goes down a treat and helps my indigestion

Digest this factual piece of evidence
I'm your butter you're my toast
The gravy on my Sunday roast
I'm not a fan of your roasts

What do you mean
You told me that you liked the one I cooked the other day
I don't remember, you said you liked the sprouts
I don't know what to say
Then you should shut your mouth

One day were friends forever
Go take some singing lessons
What was that?
Nothing twat
You're a prick
Eat my shit
No thank you, It wouldn't be nice

Our friendships kind of like a prostitute (how?)
Quite worn out, yet still quite fit
Quite nice arse great pair of tits
Well that's not relevant

Isn't it?
You're full of shit and that's quite relevant
Is it?
I'm going to have a think
Will you tell me what you think of?
...No

(Enter)
One day we're friends
The next we're not
It's so confusing the why's and what (what)
The hell I thought that we were friends just now
Then I remember we had a row (Oh yeah)

We're like brad pitt and angela
But we don't have a child from Cambodia (Uh uh)
I'm sick and tired of us having no fun
Stop being pussys and go and work your
Problems out son cuz I'm done

One day were born together (One day were born)
Next day it's stormy weather (Next day were torn)
Who say? - You say?
We're not friends
I say - He say
Fuck you bender

One day I am your blood brother
Next day it's fuck your mother
No offence, tell you mum
I think she's quite nice
That paticular dig was directed at you
And not your mother

My mother use to have a nice smile on her face till
Dad went out to get more milk
He never did come back