Free Weed For Single Mothers

[Intro]
Call me Shaft cause i ain't no bellend
It makes sense but your probably just thick
I been wanting to be rich since my foreskin was longer than my dick
Motherfucker you ain't stopping me for shit
You're a bad mother (Shut your mouth!)

[Verse 1]
No heroes everybody hit the damn floor
Put my motherfucking money in the Jansport
I'm sick of seeing rappers posing with expensive watches
While i put the work in I'm not going home with empty pockets
You're full of shit get to the bathroom quickly
Gap tooth divvy yeah I'm back who's with me
Fans show me love when i pass through your city
Tryna find a space to autograph these tattooed tittys
Got your bitch in my bed she's a bit average
But I can't knock her on the head like a sick habit
I piss quotables and shit classics
I'm a boss all opposing opinions are invalid
Damn right i still live in the sticks
But i got the whole word on my fingamajig
Giving 'em hiv
Pussy ain't knocking this pricks confidence
I'm back now urine/you're in trouble like incontinence

[Hook]
You're a bad mother (Shut your mouth!)
Call me Shaft cause i ain't no bellend
It makes sense but your probably just thick
I been wanting to be rich since my foreskin was longer than my dick
Motherfucker you ain't stopping me for shit

Call me Shaft x4

[Verse 2]
Tryna write your best multi syllable rhymes
I'm tryna get multi polygamous wives
Got a Ziploc bag full of something to fuck my life up
Lieing to my family like i don't even get high much
Conscious rappers are wet as fuck I'm not fucking with 'em
They think they're deep but they're just moaning like a bunch of women with
All their look at what I've been through raps
Sounding like a shit 2Pac tribute act
You've got a couple half decent bars but it's not enough
I drop jaws catch me in the sea wearing boxing gloves
Drop you draws on the floor while i take off these boxer shorts
And put this chocolate sauce on my cock and balls
You can keep sleeping till i run up in your living room and DDT your little brother
Me and your baby mums been sleeping with each other
Rocking his and hers T's saying free weed for single mothers

[Hook]

[Outro] x8
Free weed for single mothers
Say free weed for single mums