Free Shit

[Intro: Mathas, Mathas & Mei Saraswåati]
We’ll take all the presents you can give us free of charge
Wrestle in the doorway to a mall this large
Put a price on anything, you’re gonna have to pay
Or sit around collecting coupons all day every day

[Verse 1: Mathas]
Yup, turned up at the door with a case, shovel ready suit and tie
Living on a lifetime high, collar with a hot steam iron
Digging though the baby’s mind with a matte of fine wires to map brain-science
Pliable playdough, young minds, inspire to accessorise
That lullaby livin’, colour code rhythm, lustin’ bliss out the box in a box
Your prey mate, your score, later-day saint you ain’t no more
Young baby, pudge and dimples, forehead prepped and tapped though the temple
Cuffed by the ankle, stuffed with a teddy bear, pull cords everywhere, mold ’em good
And that’s good right? Set for their whole life? For a few quick minutes of your time?
You’ll get that free shit first, you’ll keep those coins in your purse
Just let us study their face, just let us watch them play
For a few quick minutes with this toy, for a couple of weeks on each day
Timeline of a life form who buys up before their time goes flat
Gotta load up quick before it’s all gone, stock pile in a bunkered stash
You are only what you own, you can one day have it all
The playing field is level, keep kickin’ that pebble

[Chorus: Mathas & Mei Saraswåati, Mei Saraswåati]
All the free shit in the world will free your mind
All the free shit in the world will free your mind (Every, every, every)
All the free shit only free ‘bout half the time
All the free shit in the world will free your mind (Every, every day, every day)

[Verse 2: Mei Saraswåati]
Headfirst
Falling into the bargain bin
Through the looking glass
Alice in wonderland
Seems all too good to be true
They’re throwing it away
Freebie frisbee, catch the bait

[Bridge: Mei Saraswåati]
Giving away
Your freedom
For free (For free)
Giving away
Your freedom (Freedom)
For free (For free)

[Verse 3: Mathas]
Edible prize and a wine pair course, groupon coupon smothered in sauce
Ram for that new screen, new tablet, Capulet family sweatshop meme
Free beer coaster, free toaster, gift wrap ghost a free-fished ocean
Free lotions and love potions invoke hope in the home so vocal
Endorsed by the silicon people, flawless, none born equal
Gods on billboards winking down, witches fitted with collagen crowns
Keep you in front of our mediums, eating your weeties in time with the jingle and single you out
For a limited time only, call now
This brochure knows you well, it held you as an infant
It knew vibrations only you could hear, those oldies missed it
You gave it its own name, pillared it’s importance
Kept you snuggled safe when all those closet monsters haunted
Sound and flash and fury, your best friend, judge and jury
Your brand, your club, your bud, your choice to broadcast every movement
The smell of gingerbread, the crumbs to lead you back with
The sack of goodies that we packed you for the ride

[Chorus: Mathas & Mei Saraswåati, Mei Saraswåati]
All the free shit in the world will free your mind
All the free shit in the world will free your mind (Every, every, every)
All the free shit only free ‘bout half the time
All the free shit in the world will free your mind (Every, every day, every day)