Freak Out Hell Bus

[Verse 1]
On October 2nd, 1995, at 6 o'clock PM
I went on a damaging spooky hellride on two buses
It was no fun at all
I heard no joy ride music
All I heard was evil potty profanity riding my ass on my bus tour by a mean schizophrenia demon

[Chorus]
Freak out hell bus
Freak out hell bus
Freak out hell bus
Freak out hell bus

[Verse 2]
At 6:25 PM, I spooked the lady bus driver on the 8 Halsted bus
I told her to lick my booty hole
She got so pissed at me
She stopped the police on me to have me removed from the bus

[Chorus]
Freak out hell bus
Freak out hell bus
Freak out hell bus
Freak out hell bus

[Verse 3]
At 6:45 PM, I spooked a male bus driver on the 74 Fullerton bus
I raved and ranted my ass off
My joy ride jam session was struck down
My rock harmony music was shattered
My Monday evening bus tour was a nerve-shattering hellride

[Chorus]
Freak out hell bus
Freak out hell bus
Freak out hell bus
Freak out hell bus

[Outro]
Rock over London
Rock on, Chicago
ALDI - It's the stock-up store