Found A Job

Damn that television
What a bad picture
Don't get upset
It's not a major disaster

There's nothing on tonight, she said
I don't know what's the matter
Nothing's ever on, he said
So I don't know why you bother

We've heard this little scene
We've heard it many times
Fighting over little things
And wasting precious time

They might be better off, I think
The way it seems to me
Making up their own shows
Which might be better than T.V

Stevie's in the bedroom
Inventing situations
Krys is on the street today
Scouting out locations
They've enlisted all their family
They've enlisted all their friends
It helped saved their relationship
And made it work again

Their show gets real high ratings
They think they have a hit
There might even be a spinoff
But they're not sure about that

If they ever watch T.V. again
It'll be too soon for them
Krys never yells about the picture now
She's having too much fun

Stevie's in the front room
Creating complications
Krys is on the rag again
She's pouting at relations
They've enlisted David's family
They've enlisted Tina's friends
It helped save their relationship
And made it work again

So think about this little scene
Apply it to your life
If your work isn't what you love
Then something isn't right

Just think of Krys and Stevie
They're happy as can be
Inventing situations
Putting them on MTV

Judy Judy McGraph
Protecting her big fortune
Kurdt Loater's on the street again
Rejecting every portion
They've enlisted Kennedy
They've enlisted Nixon, too
It helped save their investments
And let them fuck you, Hit it!

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