Food On The Table

[Food eating sounds]

[Verse]
Home from work, the food ain't on the table
Gonna beat my wife 'cause she isn't very stable
Hit her every time there ain't food on my plate
Man, I really love my wife, our relationship is great
When she buys me fish and chips, I'm a very happy boy
When the slow cooker's on I beat her up like a toy
She has to wear makeup when I let her go outside
Man, she looks real nice whеn the makeup is applied
Whеn I come home from work and food ain't on the table
The condition of my wife is becoming very fatal
We don't go to the doctors, it ain't allowed
She ain't allowed to be in front of a crowd
Painkillers is the only medicine she is given
And if she puts food on the table then she'll be forgiven