Bottle Of Sprite (Skit)

[Skit: Kenny Mgee, Apu & Police]
Hello, my friend! What can I get for you?
Uh, alright, postman, uh, two packs of cigarettes and a bottle of Sprite
I'm sorry, could you repeat yourself, sir?
You're a fucking wanker, I said two packs of cigarettes and a bottle of Sprite
Do I need to fucking repeat myself?
No, no, sir, no need to get angry
ANGRY?! DO I SEEM FUCKING ANGRY TO YOU?! GIVE ME TWO PACKS OF CIGARETTES AND A BOTTLE OF FUCKING SPRITE!
I got the cigarettes, but what was the last thing?
Oh, you don't know what fucking Sprite is?! Fucking Sprite?! S-P-R-I-T-E! Sprite fucking lemonade!
For lemonade we have 7Up and [?]
NO! NO! NO! THAT'S NOT WHAT I ASKED FOR! FUCKING SPRITE!
You know what? Fuck you! You know?
Sir, please, there is no need to be violent
I will fucking kill you! Give me fucking Sprite!
Sir, I sorry, I have no clue what you're talkin—
[Gunshot]
[Police sounds]
Fuck, shit, fuck!
It was all a misunderstanding!
I just wanted some Sprite!
One bottle of Sprite!
Sir, please come out with your hands in the air
You're under arrest!
I just wanted some fucking Sprite!
One bottle of Sprite!
Do none of you know what I'm fucking talking about?
One bottle of fucking Sprite!
Sir, what are you on about? What are you talking about?
One bottle of fucking Spri—
[Gunshots]