Follow My Lead

[Verse 1: Donnie Menace]
There's not a day I feel like dealing with anybody
So I get off on hurting the feelings of everybody (Fuck!)
Screaming at everybody, not decent to anybody (Nope)
I’ll get the swine flu and start sneezing on everybody (Achoo)
I'll kidnap Rihanna and squeeze and molest her body
Then force-feed her X so the feeling is extra grimy
I'm sleezy enough to try it and sleezy enough to like it
Cause pain and suffering are the feelings that I require
I’ll go to a church and whip my penis out at the choir
Spraying AIDS infected piss 'til they scream at thе powers higher (Dear God!)
Thеn run away to wash up quicker than suds and dishes
Cause soap is mandatory whenever you touch a Christian (Ooh)
That's right, fuck religion!
Faithfulness makes me sick
I keep a Bible to wipe the same place where I take a shit (Shit)
I do my own thing so don't name me an Atheist or a Satanist But I'll tell Kirk Franklin to eat a dick

[Chorus: Donnie Menace]
Come walk with me and follow my lead
Slice both your wrists and watch them bleed
Blindfold your eyes and drive at top speed
Cause a fatal accident and be obscene
Come walk with me and follow my lead
Decapitate a nun to let off some steam
Everything is not really how it seems
Fuck everybody else come follow me

[Verse 2: Donnie Menace]
Follow my lead in this crazy fake repulsive world
Manson family style, nobody needs no referral
Let's ride out and cause the whole globe to hurl
First order of duty, let's gang-rape the Golden Girls (Yeah)
I once chose a girl to be part of my life experience
Till she found my blood jug from her vaginas period
And since that day I said I'll never love a bitch hoe
So I killed her pit bull and threw its head through her fucking window (Bitch!)
Stood there, wait until she screamed her head away
And I just stared at her ’til she came to step my way
What? I don’t care
So I went to take her Chevrolet and ran over that bitches chest 'til I took her breath away (Die!)
Put her mangled body inside of the passenger seat
Put the gas to my feet and took off to head to the beach
She died before we made it and she was as stiff as my meat
So I dumped her in the water, there’s other fish in the sea (Get it?)

[Bridge: Donnie Menace]
If I take a bitch out it's in a body bag (Bag)
And if I whip my dick out you're gonna spot some crabs (A crab)
Or maybe find a rash somewhere in there
Maybe everywhere but I don't give a fuck (Fuck)
I tried to kill myself but instead I caught a strike of luck
And busted my ass because the belt wasn’t tight enough (Ha)
I'm a giant walking piece of S-H-I-T
And I bet you probably wanna be like me so

[Chorus: Donnie Menace]
Walk with me and follow my lead
Slice both your wrists and watch them bleed
Blindfold your eyes and drive at top speed
Cause a fatal accident and be obscene
Come walk with me and follow my lead
Decapitate a nun to let off some steam
Everything is not really how it seems
Fuck everybody else come follow me

[Verse 3: Donnie Menace]
Yeah, these days there's no time for he-say or she-say
I tolerate enough dumb bullshit every day
I'm broker then Ja Rule and Ebay
So I dug up Michael Jackson's grave and I sold his glove on Ebay (Hehe)
I see things differently and sickly from feeling ridiculed
The type to run up in your crib and shit up in your swimming pool
I'll go to Walmart and get a job interview
Get hired then get fired for jacking off into women's shoes (Haha)
In elementary school I was already sick
I got suspended in third grade for stalking a bitch
I look back at it and all it does is get me mad vexed
Cause cunts back then didn't even have tits and ass yet (Where at?)
I used to skip class with lavatory passes
Lying to the teacher saying I had to take a fat shit
Now here I am, twenty-one and a fucking reject
Who wants to be like DM? Come on and let's begin