Be Like That

[Intro: Donnie Menace]
Look at this nigga! This nigga really got his jeans tucked in his stomach!

[Verse 1: Donnie Menace]
I feel like I'm in the fucking zoo and no one has a fucking clue
Everybody wants to play monkey see, monkey do
Duplicating and imitating everything on the television
And the radio thinking that it's goin' to help your image
But it isn't helping shit, you're still a fucking faggot
Frontin', actin' like other rappers, but you're sucking that (Yup!)
All these sucky rappers got it stuck and backwards
So I'ma get to cuttin' and stabbin' until the blood is splattered (Motherfucker!)
There's a difference between paying homage and biting
And most of you clowns are reciting every time that you write (black cat)
Copying biting rhymers who are not even nicer
Then you'll probably start crying and whining that nobody will buy it
How you gonna claim that the lame stuff you make is dope
When all your shit sounds the same like fucking Reggaeton (Bitch!)
I'll shit on your scene and murder till the set is wrecked
And lock your corpse in a freezer, now you're really fresh to death

[Chorus 1: Donnie Menace]
Now I'm not saying you gotta act hard. But stop looking like a fucking pussy
Tell me why you want to be like that
Tell me - Tell me - Tell me why you want to be like that (Ho!)
Explain how you walk around with your girl and your pants are tighter than hers
Tell me why you want to be like that
Tell me - Tell me - Tell me why you want to be like that (Ho!)

[Verse 2: Donnie Menace]
This new shit dropping, I'll never give a chance
When did it become popping to rock women's pants? (When?)
And wear Arab scarves and have pretty hands
Wearing faggot ass shirts that are smaller than midget hands (What the fuck)
I can't stand these motherfuckers walking through the malls
Rocking shades at night tripping and walking into walls (Haha)
Sagging skinny jeans fucking flossing off the draws
Frontin' like they're raw but they walk and talk just like a broad
Now I know that most of you faggots may disagree
But there's an issue if your sneakers are baggier then your jeans
How do you assume that you're gonna get love
When you squeezed in your pants just like a thick bitch does? (Faggot)
I'm not a thug but I'll keep it a hundred
And I'll be damned if I'm seen looking sweet as a muffin
I'll stay keeping it rugged, while you're weak and you're nothin'
I oughta make a holocaust, I'll make y'all squeeze in the oven (Adolf!)

[Chorus 2: Donnie Menace]
Motherfuckers how the fuck you walking around with a Gucci bag and you a man? That's a purse, nigga
Tell me why you want to be like that
Tell me - Tell me - Tell me why you want to be like that (Ho!)
I swear to God, like some of you cats y'all need to just say "No homo" for waking up
Tell me why you want to be like that
Tell me - Tell me - Tell me why you want to be like that (Yeah!)

[Verse 3: Donnie Menace]
I'm from an era where lyricism was always brought raw
But now it's like we're rapper out could beat the biggest cornball (What happened?)
Fuck the radio it's infected with shitty soft songs
Originality within this industry is all gone (Real talk)
Nowadays every goddamn fool thinks they can rap
And they use swagger as an excuse for being wack (What!)
And to make it worse they think they're ill with the lines
When it's 2010 and they're spitting single syllable rhymes (Fuck!)
You've got your endeavors twisted but y'all will never admit it
Looking like substance, tricking all your cheddar on bitches (Lame ass)
And I don't blame the South, there's no people there
There's wack rappers out from every single coast being queer (Uh huh)
Everything's a cliché, fake and lame and crazy played
And y'all wouldn't bang a gang if it wasn't for Game and Wayne (Nope!)
Listen to you rap, I'd rather masturbate with razor blades
Y'all need to stay away from tracks like you're scared to take the train
(Bitch!)

[Chorus 3: Donnie Menace]
Y'all don't find it ironic that swag rhymes with fag? Wait y'all faggot niggas probably like that
Tell me why you want to be like that
Tell me - Tell me - Tell me why you want to be like that (Ho!)
My dude! That fake ass chain weighs more than you do. Take that shit off!
Tell me why you want to be like that
Tell me - Tell me - Tell me why you want to be like that (Ho!)
I don't give a fuck what anybody says. Mohawks are not the business if you're not Mr. T
Tell me why you want to be like that
Tell me - Tell me - Tell me why you want to be like that (Ho!)
I'm not making this up. The other day I seen a grown man wearing Ugg boots with shorts
Tell me why you want to be like that
Tell me - Tell me - Tell me why you want to be like that (Ho!)

[Outro: Donnie Menace]
Swagger is now an acronym. Sorry wack ass generic gay excuse for rappers. I don't get it man. Y'all are backwards. Y'all the type to crack your Dutches before you break your weed up