Flag on the Play (Bonus)

[Intro]
Flag on the play is the track about to hit you / football is the parable / heresy's the issue / Saint's and the Raven's / team captains in the middle / the game's about to get started / prepare to blow your whistle /

[Verse 1: Stephen the Levite]
Flip the coin / Sunday's here it's time to get it on / I'm sent to kick the thing the other team has been sitting on / I got my gear and my fresh pair of cleet (Paraclete) on / practicing and scrimmaging with cats all week long / studying the play book / daily I memorize and meditate until I can't shake it like a lame hook / Coach got mе consuming milk meat and manna / multiplying my muscles in size and stamina / feeling like a 9 foot Philistine filled with the Spirit / put me on the field let them bring it / me and my squad rush the yard with holy confidence / intimidating folks like some knowledgeable apologists / on the kickoff return we got the muze / receiving the seeds of heresy which leave dudes confused / putting them in context like hair added to a new do / simplifying the complex like a rubik's cube / he's running through juking these birds with smooth moves / we're getting booed by a pack of JW's / then two dudes step to the bench to recruit fools / with crude views perverting the good news we said /

[Hook]
Flag on the play blow the heresy whistle / Charles Taze hustlers at the bench blow the whistle / your doctrine contrary to your own twisted epistle / we won't stand to be bamboozled blow the whistle /

[Verse 2: Stephen the Levite]
We got the touchdown anyway / ya'll can put a 6 on the scoreboard for now but just wait cause / I got word from the bench that'll make you nervous son / your dudes have been recruited give us two for the conversion / we kick it off and it's received by a Mormon / who grabbed a mountain bike and tried to ride the ball in / so I ran right in front of him / snagged him by the handlebars and asked him / who came first? / God or man? / he fumbled it / desperately he tried to recover it / like passed due prophesies spoken by Joseph Smith / we know it's hopeless but he's yelling I won't quit / I told him give it up the puzzle pieces don't fit / in my peripheral vision I see for evidence who blasts through fast like a flash of fluorescent? / snatching up the ball and ran yards no contesting / some cats stayed back to try to answer man's questions / minutes later he prayed the prayer of confession / then two Latter-day Saints tried to step to him / messing with him in attempt to get him second guessing / but no stressing / the ex-LDS said to him /

[Hook 2]
Flag on the play blow the heresy whistle / counterfeit scripts of Joseph Smith blow the whistle / your books put bullets in apologetic pistols / I won't stand to be bamboozled blow the whistle /

[Verse 3: Stephen the Levite]
Seven more points for the redeemed of the Lord / y'all can put a fifteen on the board plus / I'm fifteen bars far from the chorus / and that's the last one so I'ma have to fast forward this / the game is close to an ending / with precision we crushed the arguments of all false religions / I thought we put the other team out of commission / but then the opposition was risen within the Christians / about half of them had pinky rings on / even in their uniforms flashing the platinum / these were the cats who were asking for money in the bathroom / saying pastor needs a new mansion / in fact they told me if I didn't have cash I need to check how I'm living cause I'm probably not a Christian / and if I'm sick and my body needs healing I can get a prayer cloth cause it's 2-for-1 weekend / well it's the last play and they got the ball / the QB lined them up and laid hands on them all then / one by one they all fall / some drunk in the spirit / one ran into the field goal pole we said /

[Hook 4]
Flag on the play blow the heresy whistle / TBN channel flipping folks blow your whistle / it's a shame we gotta do this to our own people / but we too can be bamboozled blow the whistle /

[Outro]
Saints win / game over / shot from the pistol / all of my Bereans be ready to blow your whistle /