Fingernails in My Poop

I like to chew on my fingernails
I like to chew on my fingernails
I like to chew on my fingernails
I like to chew on my fingernails

Sometimes, I swallow my fingernails
Sometimes, I swallow my fingernails
And when I swallow my fingernails
Guess what happens a little bit later?

Fingernails in my poop
Fingernails in my poop, hey

They scratch my butthole while they're coming out
They scratch my butthole while they're coming out
They scratch my butthole when they're coming out
Thеy scratch my butthole as they come out

Fingеrnails in my poop
Fingernails in my poop, hey
Fingernails in my poop
Fingernails in my poop, hey

I've gotta stop swallowing my fingernails
I've gotta stop swallowing my fingernails
I've gotta stop swallowing my fingernails
And you know the reason why

Fingernails in my poop
Fingernails in my poop, hey
Fingernails in my poop
Fingernails in my poop, hey

I like to chew on my fingernails
But I gotta quit chewing my fingernails
'Cause too many of my fingernails
End up in my poop