Bedpan

I'm gonna just get a bedpan
Tired of gettin' up
All through the night
Walkin' all the way to the toilet, oh yeah

Just gonna get a bedpan
So tired of wakin' up, ooh
Goin' all the way to the toilet
Just gonna get a bedpan, yeah

Gonna poop in my bed
Just poop in my bedpan and then go right back to sleep
'Cause I got my bedpan
Right in my bed with me

On a cold night, ah
I don't like getting up
If I get my bedpan
I stay nice and toasty under the covers
While I go poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop
In my bedpan
Poop, poop in my bedpan, oh yeah
Poop, poop in my bedpan