They put you down and call you crazy
Say you're disgusting and uncool
Just because you like to touch yourself
Out by the public swimming pool
You've gotta fight for your right to masturbate
You've gotta fight for your right to masturbate
You used to do it in the park
But the powers that be didn't like it
THey called you "pervert" and "criminal"
Now you have to use a blanket
You've gotta fight for your right to masturbate
You've gotta fight for your right to masturbate
You've got to fight
Pass the acorn butter
7-11 two for a dollar
They say that you'll go blind
And you're ruining your health
But how can anybody love anyone in this crazy world
If you can't love yourself?
You've gotta fight for your right to masturbate
You've gotta fight for your right to masturbate
You've gotta fight for your right to masturbate
You've gotta fight for your right to masturbate
You've gotta fight, aww
Nerf Herder released Fight for Your Right to Masturbate on Tue Jul 29 2003.