The Original Broadway Cast of School of Rock & Alex Brightman
The Original Broadway Cast of School of Rock & Evie Dolan & & Isabella Russo & Sierra Boggess
The Original Broadway Cast of School of Rock & Alex Brightman & Sierra Boggess
The Original Broadway Cast of School of Rock & & Alex Brightman
The Original Broadway Cast of School of Rock &
The Original Broadway Cast of School of Rock & Sierra Boggess
The Original Broadway Cast of School of Rock
The Original Broadway Cast of School of Rock
The Original Broadway Cast of School of Rock & Alex Brightman
The Original Broadway Cast of School of Rock
The Original Broadway Cast of School of Rock & Alex Brightman
The Original Broadway Cast of School of Rock & Isabella Russo
The Original Broadway Cast of School of Rock & Sierra Boggess
The Original Broadway Cast of School of Rock & Spencer Moss & & Sierra Boggess & Alex Brightman
The Original Broadway Cast of School of Rock & Alex Brightman
The Original Broadway Cast of School of Rock & Alex Brightman
The Original Broadway Cast of School of Rock & Alex Brightman
The Original Broadway Cast of School of Rock & No Vacancy & Alex Brightman
The Original Broadway Cast of School of Rock
The Original Broadway Cast of School of Rock & Alex Brightman
Andrew Lloyd Webber & The Original Broadway Cast of School of Rock & Kurt Hugo Schneider & Kirsten Collins
MR SANDERS:
Here at Horace Green
Our purpose is to glean good test results
From pre-adults
MS SHEINKOPF:
Making sure each child is
Drilled, and ranked, and filed by score
MS GORDON:
Hence one would expect
Our garishly bedecked new substitute
To follow suit
GABE BROWN:
Schneebly though comes in and
Discipline goes out the door
MR JANES:
Here at Horace Green
There's stolen glances
MR NOBLE:
Playful whispers
MS BINGHAM:
Giggling in the gym
MR WOODARD:
What it all can mean
Is quite confounding
ALL TEACHERS:
Still, one thing's clear
MR JANES:
It comes from him
MR SANDERS:
Have you seen that psychedelic van that he's got?
MS MACAPUGAY:
Left in the lot
MR SANDERS:
Parked in my spot
MS SHEINKOPF:
With that naked lady painted right on the rear?
MS BINGHAM:
What about those sloppy looking outfits he's had?
MR WAGNER:
Stripes mixed with plaid
ALL TEACHERS:
All smelling bad!
MS GORDON:
Rather like patchouli
GABE BROWN:
Dirty sweat socks
MS SHEINKOPF:
And beer!
MR WAGNER:
Don't forget his cocky, overconfident air!
MS GORDON:
Grease in his hair!
MS BINGHAM:
Stains everywhere!
MR NOBLE:
And that awful lingo far too crude to discuss!
MS SHEINKOPF:
Plus the endless music coming right through his door
Hard to ignore
ALL TEACHERS:
And furthermore
GABE BROWN:
Worst of all the children all like him more than us!
ALL TEACHERS:
Here at Horace Green
MR SANDERS:
We groom achievers
MS GORDON:
Keep them focused
MS MACAPUGAY:
Minimize their quirks
ALL TEACHERS:
Schneebly hits the scene
MR SANDERS:
They smile!
MS GORDON:
Laugh!
MR NOBLE:
Beam!
ALL TEACHERS
Who knows what he does
GABE BROWN:
But God, it works
ALL TEACHERS (overlapping):
Here at Horace Green, here at Horace Green, here at Horace Green!
Here at Horace Green, we have a system
Which we keep to, as we're told we should
Think what it would mean to do things his way
Maybe we too would do some good
Maybe we too would do some good
Faculty Quadrille was written by Glenn Slater & Andrew Lloyd Webber.
Faculty Quadrille was produced by Andrew Lloyd Webber & Rob Cavallo & Blue Chair Records/Warner Bros. Records.