Schäffer the Darklord
Schäffer the Darklord
Schäffer the Darklord
Schäffer the Darklord
Schäffer the Darklord
Schäffer the Darklord
Schäffer the Darklord
Schäffer the Darklord
Schäffer the Darklord
Schäffer the Darklord
Schäffer the Darklord
Schäffer the Darklord
Well I got four flat tires, and the windshield is cracked
And then the power steering's out, alignment's all out of whack
A bunch of holes in the floorboard, chassis's all rusted
All the headlights, tail lights, brake lights busted
Plus upholstery is mostly burned and patched up with tape
It's all bloody, and somebody cut the lines to the brakes
And though the clutch won't catch, and the trunk won't latch, you know
It's still got a full tank of gas, so - even though
Everything is broken, none of it is working
All of it is riddled with dilemmas that'll worsen
If I don't get cracking at it, put it back together, that'll
Be the last straw on this camel's back, crack-a-lack-a
Everything is broken, none of it'll start
All of it is faulty, and it's falling apart
And it's fast approaching doom, and it's past the point of ruin
But I'ma keep it moving, I'ma keep it, keep it moving, I'ma do it
Well I got four crumbled walls, and the front door is gone
And then the sewer line has backed up and flooded the lawn
I got rats in the basement, bats in the attic
Mold in the kitchen and the bath so bad they're blackened
And a bunch of water damage everywhere from the leaks
And all the windows are shattered and covered up with tattered sheets
It's veiled from the sun, and the mail never comes
But the heat’s still on, and it runs, so - even though
Everything is broken, none of it is working
All of it is riddled with dilemmas that'll worsen
If I don't get cracking at it, put it back together, that'll
Be the last straw on this camel's back, crack-a-lack-a
Everything is broken, none of it'll start
All of it is faulty, and it's falling apart
And it's fast approaching doom, and it's past the point of ruin
But I'ma keep it moving, I'ma keep it, keep it moving, I'ma do it
Well I got four broken limbs, and my back is a mess
I got poison in my veins and a pain in my chest
Severely dehydrated from my sleep deprivation
My eyesight is rapidly deteriorating
And all my teeth in need of fillings, and my fingernails cracked
And I'm afflicted with incessant indigestion and a rash
My hair is falling out, and I can barely hear a sound, you know
I've still got ideas and a mouth, so - here we go
Everything is broken, none of it is working
All of it is riddled with dilemmas that'll worsen
If I don't get cracking at it, put it back together, that'll
Be the last straw on this camel's back, crack-a-lack-a
Everything is broken, none of it'll start
All of it is faulty, and it's falling apart
And it's fast approaching doom, and it's past the point of ruin
But I'ma keep it moving, I'ma keep it, keep it moving, I'ma do it