Schäffer the Darklord
Schäffer the Darklord
Schäffer the Darklord
Schäffer the Darklord
Schäffer the Darklord
Schäffer the Darklord
Schäffer the Darklord
Schäffer the Darklord
Schäffer the Darklord
Schäffer the Darklord
Schäffer the Darklord
Schäffer the Darklord
From the moment that I open my eyes
I got a good feeling in me deep inside
That it’s gonna be a great day, simply divine
I pull back the curtains, take a peek outside
I’m like, “Ooh! Hot dog! What a glorious sight!”
The sun’s shining bright, there’s not a cloud in the sky
There’s no fog, no smog, no pollution, no noise
Just endless opportunities for me to enjoy
So check it, I get dressed and bounce out to the street
It’s like 70 degrees with a song so sweet
All the birds above me singing as they’re following
All of them, so many birds it’s like it’s all of them
And all thе bugs are buzzing, all the flowers in bloom
And I can’t imaginе being back inside of my room
I’m just feeling so happy that I’m dancing around
Today there ain’t a thing that’s gonna bring me down
EVERYBODY’S GONE
ALL OF THEM, ALL OF THE PEOPLE ARE GONE
EVERYONE YOU’VE EVER KNOWN HAS LEFT YOU ALONE
THEY HAVE ALL LEFT YOU AND GONE
Not today, Satan, take it away
There’s not a thing you could do or say to get in my way
‘Cause I’m flying high, and I’m on top of the world
I got a brand-new attitude I’m giving a whirl
Slipping down the street, getting on with a start
While I’m skipping to the beat of the song in my heart
I’ve got a summertime treat running through my mind
Get an ice cream, sweet, standing in no lines
And every light says “walk” when I reach it
No one’s honking horns, no tires are screeching
And the train’s already waiting for me
There’s no crowds shoving in, I take my favorite seat
I put my headphones on and play my ultimate jam
I let my thoughts drift away to the adventures at hand
Reminded why I’m loving life, like I’m re-signing the lease
I can’t remember ever feeling so at ease and at peace
EVERYBODY’S DEAD
ALL OF THEM, ALL OF THE PEOPLE ARE DEAD
EVERYONE YOU’VE EVER MET AND ALL OF THE REST
EVERYONE EVERYWHERE DEAD
Then wait, who are you?
I’M THE VOICE IN YOUR HEAD
And who am I?
YOU’RE THE ONLY PERSON LEFT NOT DEAD
And what do you mean by “dead?”
I MEAN “DEAD”
“Dead?”
“DEAD”
Like, all of them?
ALL OF THEM
All of them?
DEAD
Huh, well fuck it, I’ma have some fun
And do all the shit I ever wanted under the sun
Like raid the cops’ confiscated drugs and go crazy
Hotwire a Ferrari, crash it into Macy’s
Move in the museum with the brontosaurus fossils
Kill an #8H monologue at Rockefeller Plaza
Go to town and burn a tower down like it’s my duty, yo
And then record this track at the Mix Palace Studio
Paint Lady Liberty in purple? I’m there
Kick it with the coyotes running around Times Square
I swear it’s just the best damn day, no question
Dressed like I’m Agent J, living like I’m Legend
EVERYBODY’S DEAD
ALL OF THEM, ALL OF THE PEOPLE ARE DEAD
EVERYONE I’VE EVER MET AND ALL OF THE REST
EVERYONE EVERYWHERE, ALL OF THEM DEAD