¡Es Ploded!

Do you like to microwave food?
Well I find it conveniently good
I once had a microwave
But then it es ploded!

Yeah
Es ploded, es ploded, es ploded
If you like to nuke your food
Well it’s no good if it es plood

I once had a friend named Pete
Who gave me a Vespa Complete
I thought “That is so freakin’ sweet!”
I turned the key and it es ploded!

Yeah
Es ploded, es ploded, es ploded
Nothing’s more fun than a Vespa
Except-a if it es plodes-a

So I got a printer
So that I could print something out
But then when I plugged it in
The computer es ploded!

Yeah
Es ploded, es ploded, es ploded
Printing stuff would be fun
But too bad that my computer was done

My iPod es ploded
My cell phone es ploded
My saxophone es ploded
My toilet bowl es ploded
My Volvo es ploded
My Nintendo es ploded
This bass line es ploded
My waistline es ploded

So call it entropy
Call it inevitability
Call it life just saying “wheee!”
But I say es ploded

Yeah
Es ploded, es ploded, es ploded
So much for everything
Cause everything it does es ploded
(Es ploded)
(I es ploded!)