Equestrianism

Everything you speak's a facade
You're a mirage while I’m large
I take a seat in the stars
My speech is a massage
I’m not clever or hard
You get stomped on spot
Tickled feathered and tarred
If you came on foot you gonna leave in a car
The long black one
I stay on your mind like a deep scar
Now watch me get deep with the bars
I’m out there without leaving my yard
My medication got me sleeping on mars
Meditating ‘cus I’m too sedated
Brainwashed educated
Peace to those who never made it
Outta the mind controI
I stood in lines for dole
They want my mind and soul
I make sure the rhymes are cold
One degree lower than your favourite
Blowing on the radio but lent a mower off the neighbours
But I’m still showing up the rappers
I go like the clappers 'til I’m blowing off my knackers

Time to put it on your toes
Tell the truth
I do the loop the loop round the booth buss then I shoot my load
Like I let go off a balloon
You sweat from baboons balls you can’t test my tunes
I bless the pope with a wifey
I’ve never been in beef I guess most people like me
'Cus I never been a dick, you ain’t never hustled me man
I’ve never missed a trick
Even if you think you did
I caught you when you winked I
See everything like I’m in between a blink
This is vinyl
That put it on ya wall and never open it
Looking like an ordinary bloke and shit
Nobody use the mic for like forty minutes
I’m the shit
They just bordered up the toilet init
You gonna need Wellingtons
The last one alive
Building a fence out of skeletons

For every soul that’s been reaped
I speak a thousand times each
For every thought that’s leaked
Every word gives birth to a bird with a 100,000 wings
And on each wing
Is a tune you’ve never heard
And they say I’m elusive
I say nah then they get the exclusive
Best emcee you’ve never heard of
Even the sendspace link said I’m crazy like Murdoch
Mad skills I lost the plot man
This is warming up call it topping up my tan
I gave ya tracks a one listen and gave all your cds back the next
Week like bottles to the popman
Peace to all the notts fam hopping off the tram
The left lion with 20 bags of shopping in ya hand
If you keep an eye out you might see me on the off chance
With ya vinyls in a bag about to drop em off at oxfam

Ya times up with immediate effect
I cut and scratch ya rep like fever on the decks
I’m from notts the same town as carl froch
But I'm Andre Ward that’s a fight that you can’t afford
Every word elegantly put
While you stomp on the beat like an elephant’s foot clueless
This is equestrianism
Archery
Verbal wrestling
Write on paper while I’m swimming
I'm Uri Geller to your watch
Won't stop 'til I got the mozzarella and the nosh
Try to rip me off and I’ll rip your arms off
I work hard like immigrants at the car wash
The threat level to emcees is imminent
You lost ya spark like you need a new filament
Nothing sinister about 'em I finish 'em
Claim they kill beats but they're innocent