Episode 6: James

I grind Brit deadbeats to dead meat for pissin' around
It's Mr. Lloyd, chap, and that's my friggin' background
Alas, you lazy shit, now you've gone and inspired
The sixth chapter of Dis Raps For Hire
I'm here to dis the f**k out, leech punks cause they bloody suck (Yup)
You wanna free-load? Then you can latch onto my nuts
How do you live with yourself, Jim? Oh yeah, you don't cause you're broke (Nope)
And you sap rent, taxes and bills from your bro (Ohhh)
Well it's over now, EpicLLOYD's of London come to town (What)
Listen to your brother, Simon says get the f**k up!
I'll flame James, shame James, shady brother gane James
I'll defame James, maim James, this is lame James
Calls himself Jim cause he's too lazy for James James
Not working the bank but you need to make some change man
Crashing on couches, no job seekers allowance
You coward, go out and earn some of your own cash to play around with
I'm not on massive wages but I'll give you some massive poundage
And the worst part about it for Simon is that you're his twin
Holy shit, man, where to begin
You even leeched his goddamn DNA off of him!
But it's OK, you must be fraternal, that's easy to see though
Simon's Schwarzenegger, you're clearly Danny DeVito
And I've heard the talk, 10 years of looking hard for jobs
But the last time you got one Tony Blair was in office
And it's not the money, man, most folks are happy to help
Showing thanks by sitting around is how the disrespect is felt
This is a wake-up call from across the pond
I'm dropping bombs, so thick diss had to stick an extra S on
So what's your problem, Jim? Your brother is such a great guy
Won't say goodbye, even though the bloke can barely scrape by
And you won't even try to find a job you sloth a**hole!
At least when ho's go broke they learn to work the pole
So fight Simon, and if he moans he's got nowhere else to go
Tell him to try hell, maybe he can crash on they floor
Oh don't act that depressed, man, just make a move on this mooch
Or this douche will continue to use you and your flat til you do but whatever you choose
You better get a move on it soon
Cause when he hears this, living together is gonna get real awkward for you
Cheers, dude