Emotionally Unavailable

I don’t think anybody would blame you if you got up and walked away
‘Cause no matter what I’m feeling girl I’m still gonna give you a reason to stay
And I’ll be the first to admit I’m completely full of shit
But even I just told on myself I guarantee
I could convince you that’s not what I meant

So take my advice while I’m handin’ it out
Girl you better run far away from me
’Cause it will not take long to see
I’m a master of disguise, I’m a champion of lies
Don’t believe what you see in my eyes

And just because I preach it
Doesn’t mean that I believe it
And I’m so sorry that
I made these seas seem smooth and sailable
But in reality I’m emotionally unavailable

I know I’ve said some things that might have sounded promising
But tell me who doesn’t these days?
Can you really be so angry when you were the one who was so easy to persuade?

‘Cause if life these days is all about the chase
How many hearts can you break in one night?
And can you really blame me ‘cause I read you your rights
And you still chose to turn off the lights?

So take my advice: go ahead and get out
Girl you better run far away from me
’Cause it will not take long to see
I’m a master of disguise I’m a champion of lies
Don’t believe what you see in my eyes

And just because I preach it
Doesn’t mean you should believe it
And I’m so sorry that
I made these seas seem smooth and sailable
’Cause in reality I’m emotionally unavailable

It’s not fair
It’s not fair
You’ve known all along I was gonna say it’s not you, girl it’s me
I’m sorry
I promise you I’ll offer you a seat
Before I break you the news that your heart has been abused

Oh! Girl you better run far away from me
’Cause I’m sure by now that you’ve seen
I’m a master of disguise, I’m a champion of lies
Not sure why you seem so surprised

That just because I preach it
Doesn’t mean you should believe it
And I’m so sorry that
I made these seas seem smooth and sailable
’Cause in reality I’m emotionally unavailable

Let’s play tag around the bar
Kiss goodnight down at the car
‘Cause my heart’s just a little too drunk to know who you are

Let’s play tag around the bar
Here, take the keys to my car
‘Cause my head’s just a little too drunk to know where we are

Let’s play tag around the bar
Try not to take this very far
‘Cause my heart’s just a little too broke to care who you are