Emergency

[Verse 1]
Hello! This is Dee Dee
You must be a nut
What do you want?
I'm gonna hang up!
"Please, sir, please
Just one minute
There's big trouble
And you're in it
Your wife's at the Ritz
With another guy
She's been drinkin'
We think she's pretty high
We're all scared to death
And we don't know what to do
We thought we'd better get a hold of you"

[Chorus]
Emergency
Calling Mr. Dee Dee
Pick up your phone
Emergency
Calling Mr. Dee Dee
We know you're home
Pick up your phone

[Verse 2]
She's always in trouble
Can't take any more
Put on my coat
And I'm out thе door
Lit up a cigarette
And hailed a cab
I was soaking wеt
And boiling mad
She never gives me
No damn respect
I've been good to her
If I'm not correct
Bought her a fur coat
And a pink Cadillac
Introduced her to my friends
And she stabs me in the back

[Chorus]
Emergency
Calling Mr. Dee Dee
Pick up your phone
Emergency
Calling Mr. Dee Dee
We know you're home
Pick up your phone

[Verse 3]
Now listen, Baby Doll
You've been busted!
I should have known
That you can't be trusted
That ain't your uncle
And that ain't soda pop
I'm just about
To blow my top
But I'll forgive you
You know I will
Get your coat
While I pay the bill
Next time, go shopping
If you want a thrill
Now it's time
For you to chill

[Chorus]
Emergency
Calling Mr. Dee Dee
Pick up your phone
Emergency
Calling Mr. Dee Dee
We know you're home
Pick up your phone
Emergency
Calling Mr. Dee Dee
Pick up your phone
Emergency
Calling Mr. Dee Dee
We know you're home
Pick up your phone