Elon Musk vs the World

[Intro: JT Music]
Attention people please be seated
In a moment the cleanup will begin
Buckle up, cause we're gonna launch
Here he comes, he'll be here, sing along

[Verse 1: JT Music]
Give it up for Elon Musk
Sci-Fi's about to get real on us
Who needs god? In Elon we've got trust
Pays himself minimum wage, he don't need the bucks
Start your car with the bar, keys are bust
Want something larger? You should see our trucks
But if you're bored, there's more than four wheels on Musk
Hop on his rocket if you wanna feel the Elon thrust!
Blood sweat and tears, call that Elon's musk
Let's carve a marble sculpture of Elon's bust
More of a model entrepreneur than Steve Jobs, plus
Upstart in rocket science far beyond us
Forget the energy crisis he can recharge us
Make it sustainable, one day we all must
He's on a star trek, Scotty beam on up
But what's the deal with Neil Armstrong? He lost touch
"Command for light-space? What a terrible thing!
Space Exploration is America's thing!"
But he's advancing humanity for when our planet is long gone
Sorry, your argument has weak legs Armstrong
Musk is the future, you know it's true
You'll never bring him down, he's so over the moon
Real talk, what Planet is Neil on?
No clue, but you can thank Elon

[Chorus 1: Divide]
On the wings of the falcon
We'll be traveling through the storm
With the fire of a dragon
Light the path from Earth To Mars

[Verse 2: JT Music]
His head's in the clouds, I'm talking ozone
You're in his house now, wipe off your toes bro
Carbon footprints are a no-no
The oil companies are gassed out, they're running so low
Go tell the politicians in your pockets
We ought to save fossil fuel for the rockets
Mitt Romney thought that Tesla was a looser
Who lost the election, you salty baby boomer?
And guess who paid back the federal loan
Almost ten years ahead of schedule
Tesla's skeptics [?]
Doesn't take me much to get from 0-100
"It took him four rockets before succeeding"
And he was bullied as a kid he can take a beating
Now the bullies live at home in their parent's garage
That's what I call failure to launch
Elon's Boring, but nobody's snoring
The hyperloop's the type of vacuum that'll have you soaring
And here's a warning, if you ain't scared of AI
What happens when they make their own rules to play by
This ain't about the game of paychecks
Forget PayPal take aim at SpaceX
Elon, do you take requests?
Could a lightsaber be what you make next?

[Chorus 2: Divide]
On the wings of the falcon
We'll be traveling through the storm
With the fire of a dragon
Light the path from Earth To Mars
The final frontier is for those with no fear
The future's not far for the future is here
His nose to the [?] his mind is so strong
Through victory or failure, we believe in Elon

[Verse 3: JT Music]
Major Tom, to ground control
I've got the top rolled down, stepping out the door
Who needs a PHD, forget about degrees
I got a hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy
Blue Origin's the second best crew
Far from the competition, Jeff who?
Elon's rear view mirror's where he left you
Worst case, get working jet blue
"Well, he could have helped kids starving in Africa
Instead he rocketed a car with an astronaut"
Yes hunger's become a problem on earth
You wonder why Musk wants to get us off of this dirt
Because Mars is far from the end of the line
And now that the stars and the planets align
It's about time we started expanding out horizons
Call him Tony Stark, his conviction is Iron

[Chorus 3: Divide]
On the wings of the falcon
We'll be traveling through the storm
With the fire of a dragon
Light the path from Earth To Mars
The final frontier is for those with no fear
The future's not far for the future is here
He'll be the one to pick up NASA's slack
And get the space race going back on track

[JT Music]
I'm just playing NASA, you know I love you