Eat My Thumb

Ga ga goo goo
Can I have a talk with you?
Let’s speak while you clean up my boo boo
Leave the bigger questions away from me
So I can get more out of my infancy

That’s why I eat my thumb
I eat my thumb ‘cause I’m just a baby
I eat my thumb
I eat my thumb ‘cause I’m just a baby
Eat my thumb ‘cause I’m just a baby

I saw, she saw, but so did Arkansas
I saw seashells selling against the law
I keep my mouth shut unless I go numb
My opinions I keep in my thumb

That’s why I eat my thumb
I eat my thumb ‘cause I’m just a baby
That’s why I eat my thumb
Eat my thumb ‘cause I’m just a baby
Eat my thumb ‘cause I’m just a baby

Einstein in my mind is a good friend
I dream of him again and again
I pull his mustache and then he laughs
We go to titty bars but we don’t sign autographs

That’s why I eat my thumb
Eat my thumb ‘cause I’m just a baby
That’s why I eat my thumb
Eat my thumb ‘cause I’m just a baby
Eat my thumb ‘cause I’m just a baby
Eat my thumb ‘cause I’m just a baby

That’s why I eat my thumb
Eat my thumb ‘cause I’m just a baby
That’s why I eat my thumb
Eat my thumb ‘cause I’m just a baby
Eat my thumb ‘cause I’m just a baby
Eat my thumb ‘cause I’m just a baby