Azerbaijan

If you go to Azerbaijan leave your tentacles on
Or things will get sticky
If you go to Azerbaijan go by catamaran
In case it gets fishy

O how can I forget you, Azerbaijan?
O how can I forget you, Azerbaijan?

If you go to Azerbaijan leave your pajamas on
And try to look busy
If you find yourself in a house
Don’t get caught like a mouse for taking the mickey

Your daisies make me crazy, Azerbaijan
O how can I forget you, Azerbaijan?

If you go to Azerbaijan
Leave your Zooathalon and travel much better
If you come to fork in the road look for big salad bowl
The grass is much wetter

Your waves have saved my days, Azerbaijan
O how can I forget you, Azerbaijan?

If you go to Azerbaijan
Leave your ski goggles on so you can look silly
If you go to Azerbaijan
And they ask where you are from, just say you’re from Philly

If you go to Azerbaijan
Show yourself as a man and don’t be a sissy
If you go to Azerbaijan
Don’t think you’re in Iran or they will get hissy