Earthbound

You judge a forest by a count of the leaves on the trees, but you miscounted the trees and upon epiphany burned all the leaves
Lumberjacks come to fuck up your sunday-school routine with an obvious treasured heirloom bark-slaughter

You should go find a cause worth fucking for

All my previous engagements jumped ship long before the captain’s right hand man and daughter had intercourse

Maybe you should save somebody other than yourself for once
Maybe you should’ve taken the job that tampers with your confidence

4 letter almagamy: Sea You In Tea

A little shroomish on the outside
A little piper picked your interest from the vineyard owned by sinners

Half the children lost the values of the years before the 90’s
Half were found in closets hiding from the future

I’d kamikaze all relations with the other sex if lonely nights weren’t such a fucking threat
Morning meditation does fuck all for insecurity
Excuse me for a moment, you see I need to hide a body

The Captains quarters were invaded by my avarice
I burrow legends into skulls with hellish anger and a bottlecap

(You should’ve saved your parents from the flood.)
Yeah you should’ve risked it all for water’s nothing compared to blood
(Open the hatches, we’re setting flight course Earthbound.)
Let me interrupt your public address

I’d rather be hung out in the public than strung out on my deathbed
So kill me now, before I’m relevant, or my fame will make you regret it

Synthesize your intricate lies on the cutting board
Don’t forget to add your honor

Death is a good friend of mine
He’ll place a tourniquet on all your hopeful ways and make you wish you knew if god was real
(I heard He sells souls by the pound now)

One of these days I’ll drop from the pressure
One of these days I’ll stop trying so hard
One of these days I’ll smooth out the kinks
But for now I just need a place to sleep