Dutch Masters

[Verse 1: Blazie-D]
Blazie-D!
Every day I get fucked up and blasted
Rolling up tarantulas with Dutch Masters
Never went to college, never got my bachelor's
Never even got a GED, was too busy being a rapper
Busy bees nowadays are wannabe rappers
Bumblebee scrappers need the whole crew to look after them
Fine concentrated wax is what I'm after, man, no acting
I'm not an actor actin' like I'm gat packin'
I'm more so for peace due to these police
Up in these streets bustin' me for my trees
I got sentenced to a year in prison for a gram of weed
Catalina out in Tucson was bittersweet to me
But yo, I'm back at it, smokin' these leaves like I had cancer
Got me flyin' higher than Rudolph, Dasher and Dancer
Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, and Blitzen
The sweet green leaf dipped in oil got me trippin'

[Chorus: Ruthless Rob & 2-Face]
I'ma smoke my weed 'til the day I die
No matter what I do, yo, I gotta stay high
Excuse me while I kiss the sky
'Cause I'm a Dutch Master!
I'ma smoke my weed 'til the day I die
No matter what I do, yo, I gotta stay high
Excuse me while I kiss the sky
'Cause I'm a Dutch Master!

[Verse 2: 2-Face]
I'm in the club smellin' like Dutch Masters
I bring the fire like a natural disaster
I want that green, you know the kind I'm after
When I smoke on stage to get high from the rafters
Blaze it up, roll a blunt of that chronic
Got that shit that'll even slow down Sonic
Hit the strip club, strippers catchin' contact
When they rub they clit on my dick and ball sac
I'm a Dutch Master, a master of rollin' blunts
Leave it a little loose like the grimiest cunts
Take a big drag, let the smoke fill your lungs
And yeah, we get fucked, girl, but it's only for fun
I'm the man you want when you need a fix
I got The Devil's Cabbage, only the wickedest shit
So ass, cash, or grass, bitch, nobody rides for free
Unless you smokin' my dick you ain't smokin' my tree (Ugh!)

[Chorus: Ruthless Rob & 2-Face]
I'ma smoke my weed 'til the day I die
No matter what I do, yo, I gotta stay high
Excuse me while I kiss the sky
'Cause I'm a Dutch Master!
I'ma smoke my weed 'til the day I die
No matter what I do, yo, I gotta stay high
Excuse me while I kiss the sky
'Cause I'm a Dutch Master!

[Verse 3: The Head Choppa]
Roll it up, lick it and stick it and puff it 'til it's gone
I'm in a position to never be quittin' blaze from dusk until dawn
I'm a medical cannabis patient so you know we smoking today
'Cause I don't have no fuckin' visions, I just need my medication
Fifteen plants and twenty-four OZs, that's my sixty day supply so you know that I need
To smoke right now and again in a minute
I'ma twist me up some Dutchies, breathin' 'em in until they finished
Yo, my green clouds will knock you the fuck out
Leave you foggy like a smoke bomb, Dutchies stinkin' up your house
Stay high 'til the day that I pass away
That's the way that I like it, that's the way that it's gonna stay
I'm a pro, a Dutch Master to be exact
You just a silly bastard with a sack and a rack
So sad for real and that's the truth
Only one thing left for me to say, Free Big Booth

[Chorus: Ruthless Rob & 2-Face]
I'ma smoke my weed 'til the day I die
No matter what I do, yo, I gotta stay high
Excuse me while I kiss the sky
'Cause I'm a Dutch Master!
I'ma smoke my weed 'til the day I die
No matter what I do, yo, I gotta stay high
Excuse me while I kiss the sky
'Cause I'm a Dutch Master!

[Verse 4: Ruthless Rob]
When it comes to my weed I like my shit smelly
So high I believe I can fly like R. Kelly
I got the bomb, shit stickier than grape jelly
See me on the block, don't call my fuckin' celly
Smokin' herb on the curb 'cause I'm mentally disturbed
I be a Dutch Master, fuck what you heard
I rolled a blunt faster and then I look superb
I'm just a dirty bastard and yo, I love the burn
Mary Jane 'cause the pain is too much
Fuck a Phillie, yo, I stay with a true Dutch
My eyes red like some motherfuckin' fruit punch
What you got? Yo, that shit ain't nothin' new to us
Been there, smoked that, everything in between
PHD in THC, I love green
Bong water stains on my new jeans
I'm an Isolated Being and I never stay clean

[Chorus: Ruthless Rob & 2-Face]
I'ma smoke my weed 'til the day I die
No matter what I do, yo, I gotta stay high
Excuse me while I kiss the sky
'Cause I'm a Dutch Master!
I'ma smoke my weed 'til the day I die
No matter what I do, yo, I gotta stay high
Excuse me while I kiss the sky
'Cause I'm a Dutch Master!