dumb & dumber freestyle

[Intro]
Yeah, uh, yeah
Uh, uh, uh, uh, mm
Wait, uh, yeah

[Verse]
Uh, woke up to the Discord
First time I saw some hoes and made a diss track, only took, like, four minutes
Better take yo' bitch back to the store, she's got some problems with her
You with some broke-ass hoes, I know y'all splitting dollars with 'em
Yeah, Roy, I'ma start with you, your Mom don't even talk to you
You ain't Tom Cruise but getting bad bitches Mission: Impossible
I knock 'em down like dominos
You take your ho to Domino's
Yeah, first time she saw the album, she went "¡Vamanos!"
Give me a second, I'll call some hoes, beat yo' bitch up
Yeah, she went on vacay, ain't even miss ya, uh
Y'all can hate on different rappers, there's a difference, uh
I'm the type to make a diss off of a Discord (Bah, bah, bah)
Uh, Roy, you ain't even got a profile pic', uh (Yeah)
You prolly listen to artists that already stole my shit
Yeah, uh, I'ma roll yo' profile in this spliff, uh
I might just go wild out in this shit, hm, argh!
Uh, I had to smoke a spliff to calm down
Uh, I'm the type to put some money up so he can bond out (Yeah)
You the type to go to college and stay at yo' Mom's house
She prolly tell you to turn the game down when you on Fallout
Uh, Roy, you know our names rhyme, I hate you
Pink-ass profile pic', I can't even face you
Uh, prolly good that y'all don't smoke weed, someone would lace you
Y'all had to go through kindergarten twice, I call it K2
Yeah, three hits a night, this shit like Babe Ruth
Drink your wine from the vine, I can tell they all just grapefruit
Talking 'bout "too many singles"? Uh, you should be grateful
Y'all some hoes when your stomach hurt, you go and get some DayQuil
Now on to Tyler C.​
I did some research, you made your Discord in 2017
Uh, would've had some hoes by now if you didn't do that
My album dropped last night and I'm still asking where the stu' at
Yeah, I don't know y'all from a can of paint
Went and checked your profile banner, of course it's anime
I've been giving bags to my friends, I feel like Santa's bag
Didn't think I'd make a diss track, fuck them, they underestimated
Yeah, y'all should be castrated
I don't know what that is, but it sound bad
Hating in my Discord and now I have you down bad
Yo' bitch left the crib, Chick-fil-A asking where the cow's at
Yeah, I just looped the beat to diss you more
Yeah, can't believe I'm beefing with somebody who on Discord
Uh, basically, this shit a whole feature, you gotta pay me for it
Fuck Roy and Tyler C., I'll take yo' bitch, then make her gorgeous
2019 out now, go and check the story
Link in my bio, tell yo' bitch that she can buy it for you (Yeah, at least she can buy it for you, yeah)

[Outro]
Send me your Mom's address, I'm gonna send her some merch (Yeah, free throw, yeah)
Argh, hahaha
Alright, I love you Roy and Tyler, but fuck you (Fuck, bitch!)