“Duke Nukem” 09. Ego Trip Boogie

[Verse 1]
I slide through the fire, I laugh at the pain
They call me a legend, I call it my name
The mirror breaks first when I walk in the room
I punch through the sky, I flex and I boom
My muscles have muscles, my voice makes you swoon
I kiss the apocalypse, leap over doom

[Verse 2]
I bench press a nuke, I curl with a tank
My hair is immortal, my wit’s full of crank
Lasers and rockets all scream when they see
The boot of destruction, it’s coming from me
I don’t need a sidekick, I don’t take advice
I beat up the devil, and charged him a price

[Chorus]
I’m the king of the carnage, the Duke with the crown
I high-five explosions, then burn the place down
The world is my gym, and I’m curling the moon
I roar like a lion, I sing out of tune
There’s no one above me, I don’t even kneel
I’m bringing the boogie, I’m made outta steel
Ego Trip Boogie! — Hell yeah, that’s real!

[Shredding Musical Solo]

[Verse 3]
I cracked up the Earth, just walking too hard
The aliens fled, left a thank-you card
I grill with a flamethrower, drink motor oil
My biceps could crush a planet of soil
I taught Chuck Norris to tie his own shoes
I win when I sneeze, I choose when I lose

[Verse 4]
I surf on a missile, I dance on a bomb
My catchphrase is law, like a justice sitcom
I don’t need reloading, my clips never run
I beat every boss, just calling them “son”
I wrestled a thunderstorm, punched it in half
Then sold it on eBay, and signed the graph

[Chorus]
I’m the king of the carnage, the Duke with the crown
I high-five explosions, then burn the place down
The world is my gym, and I’m curling the moon
I roar like a lion, I sing out of tune
There’s no one above me, I don’t even kneel
I’m bringing the boogie, I’m made outta steel
Ego Trip Boogie! — You know the deal!

[Shredding Musical Solo]

[Bridge. Spoken, Over Shredding Solo]
(Hail to the king, baby
You bring the fight —
I bring the highlight reel
Now get ready… to get Nukem’d.)

[Chorus. Double Time, Gang Vocals]
I’m the king of the carnage, the Duke with the crown
I high-five explosions, then burn the place down
The world is my gym, and I’m curling the moon
I roar like a lion, I sing out of tune
There’s no one above me, I don’t even kneel
I’m bringing the boogie, I’m made outta steel
Ego Trip Boogie! — That’s the real deal!
Ego Trip Boogie! — Now kneel and squeal!