“Duke Nukem” 02. Kick-Ass and Chew Bubblegum

[Verse 1]
I came here to finish the fight
They're screaming and running in fear
I'm bathed in the red neon light
And baby, the Duke is now here

[Verse 2]
Your plasma won’t save you tonight
I crush and I kill with a grin
I live for the thrill of the fight
Let’s see who’s the last one to win

[Verse 3]
I’m carved out of muscle and steel
I laugh when the rockets explode
I don’t even care how you feel
Your planet’s my personal road

[Verse 4]
Don’t bother with backup or prayer
I’m justice in mirrored shades
I’ll face every demon and dare
Then nuke it and walk as it fades

[Chorus]
Kick-ass and chew bubblegum
But I’m all outta gum today
So run while you still have a thumb
‘Cause I’m blowing your world away

[Face-melting guitar solo]

[Verse 5]
The monsters all whisper my name
They hide when they hear my boots
I’m fire, I’m fury, I’m flame —
The rest of you punks are just suits

[Verse 6]
I’m packing a twelve-gauge hello
With thunder that shakes the air
I never go quiet or slow —
I’m vengeance with perfect hair

[Verse 7]
I’m bad, I’m the best, I’m the boss
A legend with twelve middle fingers
I kill without pity or loss
And damn, how that victory lingers

[Chorus]
Kick-ass and chew bubblegum
But the gum’s long gone, my friend
So welcome to kingdom-come —
It starts where your species ends

[Face-melting guitar solo]

[Bridge. Spoken, filtered like a radio transmission]
“You are not the hero
You are not the story
You… are just more ammo.”

[Final Chorus. Double Tempo]
Kick-ass and chew bubblegum
And I’ve got no gum to spare
So line up and taste the drum
I’m Duke and I. Don’t. Care

[Face-melting guitar solo Fade In]

[Outro. Spoken. Over Feedback & Gunfire]
“Game over. I win. Again.”