Dressed in Your Pyjamas in the Grand Salon

[1ST CLASS PASSENGERS]
Strange and quite disorienting being here
Recently awakened from a dream
How the lights burn
Every crystal bright as a star

Dressed in your pyjamas in the grand salon
Looks to be bizarre in the extreme
Things could improve if the steward opens the bar

Oh... it's a mem'ry I'll want to keep
Now... I would like to go
Back to sleep!

Dressed in your pyjamas in the grand salon
Wondering if things are what they seem
Can you be sure? Do you ever
Know where you are?

[ETCHES]
Mr. Astor, please, your life-belt
Mr. Guggenheim, please put it on now
Captain's orders
Ladies and gentlemen, wear your life-belts!

Mrs. Widener, if you would, ma'am
Mr. Thayer, we must insist now
It's a mere formality
There is no cause for concern

[ETCHES & STEWARDESSES]
We'll be on our way!
A minor delay now...
A simple precaution
A moment of rest

We'll be on our way!
We hardly need stay now...
In a moment or two she'll be right again
Travelling west!

[JOHN THAYER (spoken)]
See here, Mr. Etches, I demand to know exactly what's happening!

[ETCHES (spoken)]
The latest word, sir, seems to be that she's damaged one
of the wing propellers and we could be delayed for an entire
day, sir.

[THAYER]
I don't like the way this sounds

[GUGGENHEIM]
Not a bit, not a bit, not a little bit

[THAYER]
We spent eighteen hundred pounds

[GUGGENHEIM]
Not a bit, not a bit, not a little bit

[GUGGENHEIM, THAYER, & WIDENER]
This is not the sort of voyage we paid for!
I demand to know what the ship is delayed for
Right now!

[PASSENGERS, BELLBOY, & STEWARDESSES]
How could this have ever come to pass

[ETCHES]
Christ! Look who's here!
It's the second class!

[ALICE]
Ev'rything is gorgeous in the Grand Salon
Stunningly appointed for the cream
Thousands of bucks
Gets a trip deluxe without par!

[ALL PASSENGERS, ETCHES & STAFF]
Dressed in your pyjamas Mister Astor, please
In the grand salon Your lifebelt
Feels to be bizarre Mister Guggenheim, please
In the extreme Put it on now
How the lights burn It's a mere formailty
Ev'ry crystal bright There is no cause for
As a star Concern

[ETCHES & THAYER, 1ST CLASS, GUGGENHEIM & STAFF, 2ND CLASS]
We'll be on We'll be on
Our way! Strange Our way!
And quite
Disorienting We'll be on
Being here! Our way! Strange and
A minor delay Quite
Now Disorienting
Recently Being here!
Awakened in a A minor delay
A simple pre- Daze! Now! Recently
Awakened in a
-caution! Ev'ry light is A simple
Burning Precaution Daze!
A moment of
With intensity! Ev'ry light is
Rest! Ev'rything A moment of Burning with
Surrounded by a Rest! Intesity!
Haze! Ev'rything
We'll be on We'll be on Surrounded by a
Our Our way! Haze!
Way Strange and We'll be on
Quite disorienting Our
We hardly Being here! Way! Strange and
Need Quite disorienting
Stay now Recently We hardly Being here!
Awakened in a Need...

[Sudden silence as a serving tray rolls across the room]

[ETCHES, EVERYONE ELSE]
Mister Guggenheim, please
Upstairs now...
Missus Widener, if you would Wondering if things are what
Ma'am... They seem...
It's a mere formality Can you be sure?
There is no Do you ever know where you
Cause for concern Are?

[ETCHES & THAYER, 1ST CLASS, GUGGENHEIM & STAFF, 2ND CLASS]
We'll be on We'll be on
Our way! Strange Our way!
And quite
Disorienting We'll be on
Being here! Our way! Strange and
A minor delay Quite
Now Disorienting
Recently Being here!
Awakened in a A minor delay
A simple pre- Daze! Now! Recently
Awakened in a
-caution! Ev'ry light is A simple
Burning Precaution Daze!
A moment of
With intensity! Ev'ry light is
Rest! Ev'rything A moment of Burning with
Surrounded by a Intesity!
Haze! Rest!
We'll be on
Our
Way Strange and We'll be on
Quite disorienting Our
We hardly Being here! Way! Strange and
Need Quite disorienting
Stay Recently We hardly Being here!
Awakened in a Need
Now Daze Stay now! Recently
Awakened in a

[ETCHES, 1ST CLASS, STAFF, 2ND CLASS]
Any minute Daze!
Now!
Any minute!
Any minute Any minute
Now! Now! Any minute!

[ALL]
Any minute now!
We'll be on our way!
We'll be on our way!
We'll be on our way!
Our way!
Our way!