Double-O-Bum
Gas Huffer * Track #5 On The Inhuman Ordeal of Special Agent Gas Huffer
Double-O-Bum Lyrics
Hey man
You might think I'm a bum because I get out of bed
A little later than you
Well, you can sit on your thumb and yak until you are dead
But I've got something to do
I'm taking orders from the President
Can't let evil rule the day
NO WAY!
Sometimes I wonder where the good times went
But the world's a lot safer this way
I might look a little shabby, but that's all part of the show
You can laugh all you want about the clothes I wear
Hold me down, mister, but I don't care
'Cause I know…
Hey man
You might be slighty amused and think that my only job
Is just a-sittin' around
I don't have time for your views—I'm keeping tabs on the mob
And many dangers abound
If you think I'm lazy, fine
But my edges are honed sharp
I can spring into action in a moment's time
And I'm strung tight like a harp
I might look a little shabby, but that's all part of the show
You can laugh all you want about the clothes I wear
Hold me down, mister, but I don't care
'Cause I know…
Hey man
You might think I'm a bum because I get out of bed
A little later than you
Yeah, you can sit on your thumb and yak until you are dead
But I've got something to do