The Inhuman Ordeal Of Special Agent Gas Huffer is the fourth full-length album released by the band Gas Huffer. It was released in 1996.
[Intro: Spoken]
Okay? Well let's try it again
One, Two, Three - Slide
That's it, Now again
One, Two, Three - Slide
Fine, Now again, but this time, a [???] fast
Just as the rhythm that we want at all times
One, Two, Three
[Verse 1:]
Have you heard the fable
About the chair and table?
Table said "Take a load off"
The chair said "I'm not able"
[Chorus:]
Aristotle, what was that you said?
What was that you said?
[Verse 2:]
Have you heard the riddle
About the bow and fiddle
The bow said "Let's just goof off"
The fiddle said "That's Piddle"
[Chorus:]
Aristotle throttled me in bed
Throttled me in bed
Throttled mе in bed
[Verse 3:]
Have you heard thе quandary
About the press and laundry
The press said "Straighten up now"
The laundry said "I'm lonely"
[Chorus:]
Aristotle, what was that you said?
What was that you said?
What was that you said?
What was that you said?
What was that you said?
You Are Not Your Job was written by Gas Huffer.
You Are Not Your Job was produced by Kurt Bloch.