Double Negative

[Verse 1: Advizer and Crescent Moon]
I never did not begin with a double negative
I never did not begin with a double negative
Just a hard rhyme top dog with a part time Oddjob
And I'd trade my 40 acres and a mule for a Mazda

You can make up your own stories but you can't make up the truth
It just shows and proves you don't control the rules
As deep as it gets, I keep it suppressed
I wondered how steep are the steps, now I speak from the depth
And I've stockpiled all my hostile energy
Now I got wild tendenciеs and lost child memories
It's cool that you bite, but you just don't do it justicе
Bit too much, kid, now you're getting indigestion, and I love it
There's a lot of things I want to do before I die
Might not get to it all, but at least I'll know I tried
I look inward from the vineyard while you're yelling sour grapes
Players are injured on the bench drinking overpriced power shakes
I gained a 30% hearing loss due to my lifestyle
From grabbing mics and spotlights, I'm also losing my sight now
I make girls feel like bitches when I treat em like queens
Now my whole world is held by stitches that I'm breaking at the seams
I walk a thin line between "I love" and "fuck you"
Next up, come here, gimme a hug and stay away, I can't trust you
You're like a politician in the sense that it's all fiction
So I'm appalled to listen, isn't this what you would call friction?
You got about as much skills as I've got street credibility
And probably will til E. coli equals meat edibility
And they say I'm getting honest in my old age
Cuz I gone with the promise of making sure the soul stays
A hundred motherfucks and not one of em even decent
So I'm leaving these heathens secret skills so they can pretend
The crime of the century when we stole the show
But we were captured instantly cuz everyone can hear my flow
It's about how much love you get, the shout outs, and the other shit
The things above your head and the supplements that cover it
My profanity romantically seduces your girl
And my insanity mechanically reduces your world
Free advice is given under the light of the Crescent Moon
Just be sure I'm paid respect when respect is due
They smile in my face and say "he's dope" behind my back
Not considering an insult until I find my mack

[Verse 2: Crescent Moon and Advizer]
Look into my mind, you'll find blueprints for a spaceship
And when my tape hits the suburb, cakes is getting facelifts
How come every step I take forth, I take at least three back?
At least I'll never replicate, I'm reshaping each path
The planet is my canvas, the bandage is for the damage
Planted a bandwagon of masked men, bandits, and savages
If these walls could talk about the sickness they witnessed
They would dismiss and listen to recognized businesses' business
My dad sold me to the circus as a worthless Homo sapien
Made friends with the geeks and freaks I hung out with for ages
Just add water to an MC, instantly they have hits
Have us rip a show and instantly, they grab a dick
Many ask me what I'm doing with the rest of my life
Got to find some definition before I quit blessing the mic
The seasons control every single step that I take
At least I know the weather be a symbol for my faith
It must be amateur night cuz you're grabbing the mic
It's sad you spent half your life practicing acting tight
I wish I was either on a playground or on a Greyhound
Sick of the same town and telling my inner child to stay down
A beam of light broke the clouds, allowing life to grow
I cultivated and now I'm allowed to spit some on this microphone
Off in my own world is probably where you find me
My zone twirls and bends, constantly swaying and winding
It was supposed to go like clockwork but I didn't have a second hand
Time takes my mind state but I ain't a lesser man
The craters hold me from taking steps, making advancements
Since I've got a few props, I've traded steps for taking chances
Hip hop architect, all I show is skills and respect
How's the job bill, making sure you fall off the top deck?
Still wearing the same shirt, the aches in my brains hurt
And I shoulda asked my boys before I started to date her
Spiritually I'm there but upstairs missing a six pack
Hey, it happens when the wants and the needs get mismatched
I used to battle the Sun just to see who'd fall first
Had my fun eclipsing, but now I'm dipping back to Earth's waters
If your friends jumped off a bridge, would you do it as well?
Hey, what could you lose? We're all moving to Hell
Sometimes I shake my presence like the night before I open em
Captivating attention as soon as I approach the podium

[Verse 3: Advizer]
I'm Advize (Hey, that's the guy) from Oddjobs
Known to capitalize on y'alls flaws
Criminal mastermind, they think my pen's sawed off
Still can't find any probable cause
So many kids are acting like their squad's hard
Still ain't matching my two men entourage
Must be asinine, your thoughts are just long shots
Was it necessary to amplify all that hogwash?
My massive rap combined into a montage
That's why suckers can't survive the onslaught
My flavor is classified as hot sauce
Delivery demagnetizes your stopwatch
Shoulda kept those passive rhymes with the mothballs
When we grab the mic, the place is off the wall
Ain't satisfied til I get my box talk
Capture mine, Oddjobs

[Verse 4: Crescent Moon]
Before I die, I wanna leave my mark permanently
To show I've swam through burning seas and had to turn my cheek
How can I build sturdily if the Earth is weak?
And by the time I die, maybe I'll lose the urge to speak
Please hand over the mic, it's common courtesy
I'll give it back when you learn to breathe, for now it's an emergency
To open their heads in surgery, rearrange your circuitry
So they have unpredictable accidents purposefully
You wanna work with me? You should be concerned with certain fees
I suppose you're running outta lines, now it's time for burglary
But if you're stealing one of mine, I'll leave you bent like Urkel's knees
And hurt your feet, lay you to sleep in infirmaries
You wanna sip Champagne? I'll stick with the herbal tea
Want the fast lane? Can only travel at turtle speed
It's not that I got a phat name, it's just y'all cats ain't heard of me
And if I ever had game, I'd be sure and learn to cheat

[Outro x6: Advizer and Crescent Moon]
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