Doon in the Wee Room

[Chorus]
Doon in the wee room underneath the stair
Everybody's happy, everybody's there
And we' all makin' merry, each in his chair
Doon in the wee room underneath the stair

[Verse 1]
And when you're tired and weary, and you're feeling blue
Don't give way tae sorrow, I'll tell you what to do
Just tak a tram tae Springburn, find the Quin's Bar there
And go doon in the wee room underneath the stair

[Chorus]
An' just doon in the wee room underneath the stair
Everybody's happy, everybody's there
And we' all makin' merry, each in his chair
Doon in the wee room underneath the stair

[Verse 2]
The King he went a-hunting, his fortunes for to seek
He left the train at [Parting?] and went missing for a week
Now after months of searching, sorrow and despair
They found him in the wee room underneath the stair

[Chorus]
An' just doon in the wee room underneath the stair
Everybody's happy, everybody's there
And we' all makin' merry, each in his chair
Doon in the wee room underneath the stair

[Verse 3]
And when I'm old and feeble, and my bones are gettin' set
I'll no' get fat and grumpy, like Ian and Derek get
For I'm saving up my bawbees to buy a Harley chair
Tae sack it in the wee room underneath the stair

[Chorus]
An' just doon in the wee room underneath the stair
Everybody's happy, everybody's there
And we' all makin' merry, each in his chair
Doon in the wee room underneath the stair

[Outro]
An' just doon in the wee room underneath the stair
Everybody's happy, everybody's there
And we' all makin' merry, each in his chair
Doon in the wee room underneath the stair!