Don’t Get Me Wrong Yvonne

I assume you’re aware
It was me who was hovering around your bins
It was me who was bothering your online friends

Everybody stay calm, nobody comes to any harm
It’s just a torch
Shooting out a little beam

And I suppose in time
You could be wild swimming in a far-off tarn
And by chance in a nearby barn
But I’m not gonna know it’s you
I’m not gonna have a clue
It’s all in my head, it will never come to pass

Ooh-oh, don’t get me wrong Yvonne
I’m not holding out for your love
Ooh-oh, it’s just a song Yvonne
Tomorrow you’ll be back in the arms of Clive
And I’ll be heading straight to the jug

Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-oo-oo-oo-oo-ooh

I hold no grudge, I have nothing to avenge
On a houseboat between Beckenham and Penge
I’m a low-born churl
The one who never gets the girl
This rictus grin, it’s such an amateur veneer

Ooh-oh, don’t get me wrong Yvonne
I’m not holding out for your love
Ooh-oh, it’s just a song Yvonne
Tomorrow you’ll be back in the arms of Clive
And I’ll be heading straight to the jug

Don’t get me wrong Yvonne
It’s just a song Yvonne
Don’t get me wrong Yvonne
It’s just a song Yvonne
Don’t get me wrong Yvonne
It’s just a song Yvonne
Don’t get me wrong Yvonne
It’s just a song