I assume you’re aware
It was me who was hovering around your bins
It was me who was bothering your online friends
Everybody stay calm, nobody comes to any harm
It’s just a torch
Shooting out a little beam
And I suppose in time
You could be wild swimming in a far-off tarn
And by chance in a nearby barn
But I’m not gonna know it’s you
I’m not gonna have a clue
It’s all in my head, it will never come to pass
Ooh-oh, don’t get me wrong Yvonne
I’m not holding out for your love
Ooh-oh, it’s just a song Yvonne
Tomorrow you’ll be back in the arms of Clive
And I’ll be heading straight to the jug
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-oo-oo-oo-oo-ooh
I hold no grudge, I have nothing to avenge
On a houseboat between Beckenham and Penge
I’m a low-born churl
The one who never gets the girl
This rictus grin, it’s such an amateur veneer
Ooh-oh, don’t get me wrong Yvonne
I’m not holding out for your love
Ooh-oh, it’s just a song Yvonne
Tomorrow you’ll be back in the arms of Clive
And I’ll be heading straight to the jug
Don’t get me wrong Yvonne
It’s just a song Yvonne
Don’t get me wrong Yvonne
It’s just a song Yvonne
Don’t get me wrong Yvonne
It’s just a song Yvonne
Don’t get me wrong Yvonne
It’s just a song
Don’t Get Me Wrong Yvonne was written by Nigel Blackwell & Neil Crossley.
Don’t Get Me Wrong Yvonne was produced by Chris Taylor (Producer) & Half Man Half Biscuit.
Half Man Half Biscuit released Don’t Get Me Wrong Yvonne on Fri Jun 13 2025.