Does God Have Us by the Twat or What?

[Verse 1]
Flipping like pancakes on my own greasy griddle
Like parthenogenesis, I split it down the middle
I broke my yoke, I shattered my shell
I bet they got a call into the mental hospital

[Chorus]
Mother Mary, won't you meet me at the laundromat
So we can clean up these questions I have to ask?
Is my heavenly Father a crackpot or not?
Does God have us by the twat or what?

[Verse 2]
I'm prowling like a panther through the shadows in my bed
Flipping that selector through the channels in my head
I'm off on a safari, I have blown a fuse
I got electronic animals loose in my room

[Chorus]
Mother Mary, won't you meet me down at the zoo?
We got some phylogenetic talking to do
Won't you tell me what the deal is and what it's not?
Does God have us by the twat or what?

[Piano Solo]

[Chorus]
Mother Mary's gonna meet me down by the river
I got these questions to ask her, these burdens to give her
Is her sugar Daddy a robber or a cop?
Does God have us by the twat or what?

[Outro]
Talk to me, tell me something
Say something positive, please
I think he does