You Bother Me

[Intro]
I need to send this song out to all of you guys out in the world
Who have not had the courtesy to fall in love with the bad girls yet
'Cause you all really bother me
Although not as much as the ones who do

[Verse 1]
You bother me
You're the phone that eats my dime
Crazed killer of my time
You bother me

[Verse 2]
You're the wrinkles in my clothes
The run in my hose
The shoes that pinch my toes
You bother me

[Verse 3]
You're not the heat, you're the humidity
And it's not love that does this to me
It's all this fucking ambiguity
You know how to bother me

[Chorus]
And I don't wanna win, I don't wanna lose
But it seem like there's something else we could do
I don't think I'm supposed to be this blue
You keep bothering me

[Post-Chorus]
Tell me how you do it

[Verse 4]
You're the loophole through which I fall
The wrong number that I always call
The writing I can't read on the wall
You really bother me

[Verse 5]
And it's so strange to look in the mirror
When you're not on LSD
I keep seeing you in there instead of me
And that really bothers me

[Chorus]
I don't wanna win and I don't wanna lose
But it seem like there's something else we could do
I don't think I'm supposed to be this blue
You keep bothering me

[Post-Chorus]
Isn't there some other girl out there somewhere that you could never call?