Dizaster vs Organik

[Round 1: Dizaster]
You Canadian faggot!
Yo, you need to take your shit elsewhere
Homie this ain't La La Land, we living in Hell here
I should drag you down to the Acorn PJ's, show you the homeless on welfare
Then beat your head into the pavement until you appreciate the meaning of paying for health care
Homie I'm known as that dope Arabian
And you're the reason why we stopped saying "no homo"
Cause thanks to you guys, the new slogan is "no Canadian"
Bitch, you look like one of Ex-I's relatives
How the hell you gonna act all aggressive
When the country you represent is known for being pathetic and sensitive?
Not to mention you're from the land of the tender and generous
Where all the feminine men you play tennis with look like Ellen Degeneres
Fuck you and your medical benefits
Listen man, how you gonna come down here and act like you gon' harm me faggot?
You guys say you spit lyrics, I say "hardly faggot"
I'd say, "You gon' beat me with what army?"
But Canada doesn't even have an army, faggot
Yo listen, the two on two you did with Hollohan is wack and it sucks
You guys sound like you don't practice enough
I just wanna know, when you guys say "yo yo yo yo" do you tend to use that as a crutch?
Or is that a result of you faggots watching my battles too much?
He dropped his bottle like a faggot
You got an overcrowded overbite, that jaw of yours is doo doo
You need to stop being greedy with those teeth, donate some to DNA because he clearly needs them more than you do

[Round 1: Organik]
You motherfucking Canadian!
You ice-fishing, poutine-eating, people-loving, moose-hunting motherfucking Canadian
Acting like you ain't my country and wanna throw my flag in the trash can
But you ain't fooling me BUDDY
Cause I can notice that Canadian accent under an Arabian afghan
You see, I know he's not Canadian, but he's like, "Organik, well, why would you lie to me?"
I'm like, "You stupid FUCK
I was just trying to make you feel like you were worth something to society."
See, you can diss me for being Canadian but it's actually a compliment for one
Just remember that you're Lebanese so in reality I've already won
Plus, it's easy to tell he's Lebanese
He smells like cheap cologne and pizza dough
And now I got you in the corner like those stores that your people own
And back in Lebanon I know middle school didn't go so well
Cause every time he had show and tell he had to bring his parent's goat for sale
So instead of screaming, "Weeeest coast!"
You'd catch little ol' Bachir screaming "Freeeesh goat!"
And y'all remember his MTV battle with Nick Fury, right?
Well it's pretty depressing
Cause that whole, "Your mother is a local slut who's pussy is hairier than a coconut" segment
March 5th, Tourettes, Youtube, vers' Vocab, zero minutes and 23 seconds
Faggot!

[Round 2: Dizaster]
You Canadian faggot!
I mean this man's phony
He inspires to be a mountie on a tan pony
I ain't about to lose to someone who goes ice fishing for anchovies
And no Organik, you can't put rims on a Zamboni
You stupid fuck
What the puck is a Canuck?
Yo look, I'm embarrassing Terrance from South Park
Let's be honest, you look like MC Goddess if he was wearing a mouth guard
Fuck you and your tired grill
You the type of guy that I would kill
Cause record labels would never sign a deal to someone who looks like Fire Marshall Bill collided with Silent Hill
{Dizaster starts doing a Fire Marshall Bill impression}
"Hi. How's it going? Let me show you something. Hahaha."
Yo, Fire Marshall Bill, you look like your'e carrying a disease and you're gonna die for reals
So when people say "this guy is ill" it's not cause of his rhyming skill
I even asked The Saurus, "What's another word for 'faggot'?"
And he said, "Oh man, all I know is that the only other word is 'Organik'."
Your league is fucking shitty bro
If you didn't need our help in promotion and getting doe
Then why the fuck you keep attaching our logos to your bitch ass videos?
That's why I'll never show this chump respect
You need to cut Lush/Drect a fucking check before I cut your fucking neck
Homie, fuck King Of The Dot, we technically invented you
Grind Time's the prototype, we do what you pretend to do
Hockey is the only time people ever mention you
So congratulations, for being good at the one thing in life that nobody fucking pays attention to

[Round 2: Organik]
See, I came to California with my boy PVP
And when we think of west coast veterans we think of legends like Mac Dre, Mac Mall, Eazy-E
Not some Lebanese faggot that didn't even make the Fresh Coast DVD
Yo, cause even in your own city you've been reported a foreigner
Cause even Illmac' and Madness and they're from Oregon and Florida
Yo, so basically, I flew all the way to Cali [?]
Just to battle another motherfucking Cali foreigner
And watching Dizaster battle reminds me of the schoolyard
You know, some combination lock shit
Cause everybody knows when you forget your third round you gotta call a Locksmith
We all see you Reverse Live crumble like some feta cheese under pressure
But what the fuck were we expecting when a Dizaster hits Lebanese architecture?
The Saurus took the time to master his verse while PH turned into a savage of words
You weren't given the name Dizaster for ripping apart the gravel and dirt
You were just given the first words spoken after your birth
So the next time you're on the internet lets not forget your medication
Stop acting like a suicidal psychotic schizophrenic mental patient
And pay some respect to the generation
That build the legacy behind this west coast reputation
Faggot

[Round 3: Dizaster]
Yo, you look like you're on a mission to get rid of your health
You're Canadian you can't call people "faggot" that's like contradicting yourself
This motherfucker right here, "Yo yo it's Organik. King Of The Dot volume 10 we're 'bout to get it in
Put your money where your mouth is."
I swear to God you're finished
I could get rid of your squad in minutes
Not only is your country ran by an old bitch, but she's also British
Yo, you need to thank the US for every breath of fresh air you get you little snitch
Cause if we didn't smash the Germans 10 years before 1956
You would've been another victim of on the Schindler's List
And if you lived you would've been Hitler's bitch
So fuck lyrically, I just politically murked you
And you started the online rap group called "Wack MC's" and that shit was the worst crew
You did a two round promo with HFK and he worked you
And don't think I didn't see that beat battle where Kid Twist served you
You skinny faggot get some meat on your bones
Before this King Of The Dot were a bunch of lost souls who needed a home
So Organik transformed into Gena Davis, gathered up all the bitches he knew and they started A League Of Their Own
You compared to Dizaster is nothing
You think you're gonna beat me in this battle you're buzzing
I think it's great King Of The Dot has a president cause Canada doesn't
I think this motherfucker, you got born a genetically mutated dude
God has a lot of hate for you
Looking like an animal that escaped from the cage in a zoo
You'll never find a day face it you're basically screwed
Cause at the age of 22
There's no more space for your face to improve
And you're Canadian too, man I'd fucking hate to be you

[Round 3: Organik]
No need to crack your jaw by talking shit cause I'm a peaceful man
Who reps the home of basketball, hockey sticks and beaver dams
While you rep America, AKA the most deceitful land
Filled with 255 million people that pick fights and lose to Vietnam
Ayo, it's time for you to drop a confession
Vietnam, they must've taught you a lesson
They're the main fucking reason this country only starts wars with others in an economical depression
And you ain't American, where you from? Lebanon?
You mean that country where every city looks like it's been stepped on by Deceptacon?
Ayo, I came to y'all homeland just so we can get it on
And to stop this fucking Arabic terrorist from dropping a set of bombs on your Pentagon
I will make your grandmother choke like her fucking name was Revanon
Or Dizaster, so yo homie I'm the sickest rapper
Don't you ever diss the Raptors
You're a Lebanese Jew and every time you spit a bar there's a motherfucking mitzvah after
So Grind Time putting you against me, homie I think someone played you
Look at your career 11 months ago, don't you see what Lush has made you?
Faggot...now say "thank you"

[Round 4 (OT): Organik]
Yo, you rep a Christian nation, I mean America, like what the fuck is this world coming to?
Didn't your people kill Jesus? You motherfucking Jew
Yo, so you can go ahead and rap faster like that matters
But I just called you a Jew, so now everyone in Lebanon assumes you're a yellow rat bastard backstabber
Yo, so I don't give a fuck how loud or how big your fucking muscles are
I can't even tell if he's trying to raise an eyebrow or buff a car
Bitch, you're from a land where females don't even shave their upper arm
And a terrorist group known as the Hezbollah is in motherfucking charge
Ayo, so what's up with your eyebrows, they're fuzzier than an AM radio
I bet they can catch reception from The Bay to Ontario
Ayo and y'all know Diz-aster the dude that spits faster
The only bitch of a rapper who screams out "body bag" and loses a minute after
It's Organik, skinny fuck with hepatitis C
First baby Jerrold, Maggie Simpson's unibrow long lost enemy
Ayo, and when I speak about that show your bitch looks like Lisa but with a fatter nose
And she likes to blow on my horn and talk to my balls like my sacks a phone (saxophone)

[Round 4 (OT): Dizaster]
Yo listen man, you tried to trick Illmac' on a fucking sound board
That shit is gonna haunt you forever more
I can't believe you had the nerve to try to team up with my homie "Wee Man" on the message board
You and Hollohan together rapping look like He-Man and Skeletor
Yo, this topic is so simple
Organik and Hollohan can never successfully drop a dope single
But if they do it's cause the people confused them for Rocky & Bullwinkle
Is it me or do Canadians have the fakest clothes?
Either way it goes be sure to cop Organik's shit when it drops at your local Whole Foods and Trader Joes
Yo this shit does not even make sense
I go off on this kid and stomp on his wig with a big wrench
Just for looking like the vomiting bitch from The Sixth Sense
Yo, snap out of it pussy this is not a dream
We got better cars, bomber bitches and we got the bombest green
Fresh Coast we got a lot of scenes
From Delmont Swim Team to Thunder Hut to what the fuck we have a sicker hockey team
So how you even cocky? When his sixteen's are sloppy
You're extremely scrawny
You're an insomniac smoking rock and crack
Tweeking and eating coffee
I'm being attacked by a flesh eating Swedish zombie with The Machinist's body
Somebody get this evil creature off me
Yeah, you're a host cause that's cause you're harboring diseases probably
Either that or you're a fetus with cerebral palsy
Yo, listen man your teeth look like they're angry at me
For Christ's sake, you're Canadian aren't braces for free?!
He was in the mirror practicing his raps to Snow, being all he could be
Like, "Informer, ya' no say daddy me Snow me I go blame, Organik lick her boom boom down
[?] so I'ma stop Canadian's are faggots, I lik ya boom boom down"