DISTRACTION DANCE: THE MUSICAL SENSATION

(intro)
Guard: oh yeah, last nigh-

(music begins)
Henry: Come on every body, sing with me!

This is the dance
It's the distraction dance!
Hey look at me
Distraction ants in my pants

This is the dance
It's the distraction dance!
And through the complex
It let's me advance

This is the dance
It's the distraction dance!
Stomping around like
I'm in prickly pants

This is the dance
It's the distraction dance!
It's really stupid
But I'll take a chance

This is the dance
It's the distraction dance!
Let's put those guards there
Into a trance

This is the dance
It's the distraction dance!
How did we find ourselves
In this circumstance

This is the dance
It's the distraction dance!
These rhyming couplets
Seem to work at a glance

This is the dance
It's the distraction dance!
The'll let us through
If we start to prance

This is the dance
It's the distraction dance!
I need my bank
To advise my finance

This is the dance
It's the distraction dance!
Where is the wall
Oh is it in France?

This is the dance
It's the distraction dance!
I'm quite afraid
Of the guy with the lance. (or spear)

This is the dance
It's the distraction dance!
This is the greatest
Of all my plans!!

This is the dance
It's the distraction dance!
Check rhymes on four-words
That rhyme with dance

Guard in hall: *Yells angrily in Russian.*