Dinner For Two

How you doing, what you doing tonight?
I’ma take us out to dinner for two (you)
Don’t need money, just make sure you’re looking fine
We can go to any place that you choose

No, I’m not good with the ladies
Mainly cos I’m a bit lazy
When I shave look a baby
My inbox dry lately
Never hook when in bars
If I see a friend that I know and she got a friend that I don’t
I’ma just play on this mutual shit and
Then hope we can grow
See I like my friend, but I’ve known her for years
So, the friend zone kinda just happened
But her friends quite cute and I’ve seen her around
So, I’ll try to work some magic
I’ma just get the drinks in
Catch up with my friend, like I really have missed this
When the small talks done, turn to her friend
And say do you find this interesting
She like, yeah, it’s cool, it’s nice to meet you
I’ve seen you around sometimes
But all I can think when I look in her eyes
Is the text in morning that goes like?

How you doing, what you doing tonight?
I’ma take us out to dinner for two (you)
Don’t need money, just make sure you’re looking fine
We can go to any place that you choose
I’m not a sleazy guy, but for some peace of mind
I’m not looking for somebody to screw
So, hey girl what you doing tonight?
Let me take us out to dinner for two (you)

A few drinks in and the talk is sweet
But our friend always needs to pee
So, when they both go to bathroom
I assume they talk about me (damn, I)
Need to keep myself entertained
So I’ma hop onto tinder and swipe away
I could get a drink, but I think I’ll wait
Cos this table were sat on’s kinda bait
So, they get back, I got a go get a cocktail pitcher
We can share it, but all I think of is taking her dinner
I’ma just get the number
Then head get home, cos I’m tired
Word a nice text get it ready to send
In the morning when I enquire
I’m not thirsty, I’m just flirty
I’m just looking for a bae
I just sent a text and she text back
Saying yeah, it’s a date (woo)

How you doing, what you doing tonight?
I’ma take us out to dinner for two (you)
Don’t need money, just make sure you’re looking fine
We can go to any place that you choose
I’m not a sleazy guy, but for some peace of mind
I’m not looking for somebody to screw
So, hey girl what you doing tonight?
Let me take us out to dinner for two (you)

See I’ma take her to dinner
Hope she sees me as a winner
I’ma give the pretty thing
A perfect night that she’ll remember
I’m, hoping I come across right
Cos we’re gonna have a good night, and if it all goes well
I’ma just drop a new text in the morning
With something that goes like this

How you doing, what you doing tonight?
I’ma take us out to dinner for two (you)
Don’t need money, just make sure you’re looking fine
We can go to any place that you choose
I’m not a sleazy guy, but for some peace of mind
I’m not looking for somebody to screw
So, hey girl what you doing tonight?
Let me take us out to dinner for two