Diary of a Hypochondriac

[Intro]
Hypochondria is a mental illness where a person worries
And fears they're seriously ill despite all contradicting medical Evaluations and insurances
Hypochondriacs misinterprete normal bodily functions or minor Health issues as signs that something very serious is wrong

[Chorus]
Neck hurts, got this pain in my back
Diary of a Hypochondriac
Ibu like my body is under attack
Diary of a Hypochondriac
When i stand up, everything goes black
Diary of a Hypochondriac
[?] Notre-Dame [?] like a hunchback
Diary of-

[Verse 1]
Went to the store, had to leave my place
Yes, i know the rules with personal space
[?] slow down my pace
[?]`i can feel the germs out of my face
Then i'm on to the dam, thats my main man
It had been ages, so we shook hands
Must have realized right about the same time
When he looked in my eyes and he said damn
[?] to the store, there was a long line
Sterilized all the shopping carts except for mine
Go to the [?]
[?] i wanted to get back home inside
I followed the rules or at least i tried
But before i realized that i was rubbing my eye
Left my sanatizer at home, i might cry
From now on, i'm sticking to delivery
Bye-bye

[Chorus]
Neck hurts, got this pain in my back
Diary of a Hypochondriac
Ibu like my body is under attack
Diary of a Hypochondriac
When i stand up, everything goes black
Diary of a Hypochondriac
[?] Notre-Dame [?] like a hunchback
Diary of-

[Post-Chorus]
Me and a person that [?] came in contact
Diary of a Hypochondriac
French [?] Cognac
Diary of a Hypochondriac
Police [?] cardiac
Diary of a Hypochondriac
Don't sleep too well, i'm an insomniac
Diary of a- Of a-

[Bridge]
Face-mask on, matching rubber-glove
Like i'm way too fashion, frustration
No, i'm not doing too well
No, i'm not doing too well
Face-mask on, matching rubber-glove
Like i'm way too fashion, so i'm on the run
No, i'm not doing too well
No, i'm not doing too well
Diary of a Hypochondriac
Diary of a Hypochondriac

[Intro]
A Hypochondriac may displace his wallet
And become convinced that he's developed Alzheimers disease
Or he might be certain, a standard headache is really a brain tumor
Hypochondriacs tend toexaggerate their condition by excessively Consuming medical research, frequently checking their vital signs
Such as temperature and heart-rate and by regularly scouring their Bodies for lumps, sores or other problems
When doctors reassure them, there's nothing wrong, Hypochondriacs May go doctor-shopping, looking for practitioners who believe them
That they're sick