Denji vs. Ash Williams

[v.1 - Ash Williams]
Alright, you primitive screwhead
Here’s why you lived in a dude's shed
Got no true friends, no food, bread
And you’re too obsessed with huge breasts
Now you’re spoon fed in someone else’s home
You’re faker than the first chest you groped
When Ash is over you’ll be set in stone
I’m smashing skulls while you’re fetching bones
Those motors and your dumb brain
Sure make a loud enough sound
But once all your blood drains
Thеn your Power runs out
Can’t call up Makima’s hounds
To get you out of the pound
Last nail in Aki’s coffin
Had him down from thе count
Your life was a pain to live from the age of six
Now you babysit all the crazy chicks
The love that you’re looking for ain’t in your pay rate
How ironic, you couldn’t bang Reze
So how’s that for an opening move?
No slow start, got no motor to boot
I’m acoustic with my boomstick
And this shit has a Kickback too

[v.2 Denji]
Bro, with that verse, you’ll get mauled fast
Does the dad joke devil offer contracts?
You already rapped first, but it should be trashed
Not even that deer head would cough out a laugh (Ha ha ha ha!)
Why don’t you get your cabin crew
Cause you choked like a deadite just strangled you
But this is the last time your ass gets bruised
'Cause your show got canned like Campbell soup
Call me poor? You were practically funded
On family budget, you should have that travel refunded!
What did the reviews say?
Grade A, great lakes and a satanic dungeon?
The most unoriginal horror location
Did you book it with Jason?
I had to live the way I did
You rented that cabin by choice for vacation
Whole crew with me
Yakuza gets cut from the waist and gets split up
Your teamwork is trash
You’re the type of guy to say “Hmm, maybe we split up”
You ancient husk, one angel touch
Bet you’d age and rust then change to dust
Well, I’m glad that you went insane because
In a brawl, I only aim for nuts

[v.3 Ash Williams]
I wouldn’t talk about family budget
With how your daddy was husslin’
You ended up balls deep
Selling your nads to the public
His debt pile got so high
I could climb out of the witch pit with it
When that prick did business
All that drinking turned him to a lifted spirit
I’ve been cooking in hell, don’t give Jesus the wheel
Your biggest achievement was eating a meal
I bet you watched all of my movies and thought
“He just like me for real!”
I faced an army of darkness, they vanished
A single one left all your partners
With psychological damage
Went from Division 4 to none in the bracket
This doggie is rabid, he’s Makima’s bitch
She makes him do what he fears most
Even after he kills all his friends
His body count is still zero
Maybe call her to loosen your collar
But she wants to leave you an empty heart
Ripped it out before the first date
You got rode less than Kobeni’s car
Couldn’t stunt the gun apocalypse
Too busy tryna cop a tit
My bars are sicker than your vomit kiss
So you probably wanna swallow this

[v.4 Denji]
Wanna talk about getting groomed?
Look at what your writers put out there
The plants outside window only grow
When they’re chasing a no-no square
Oh no, little Ash ain’t feeling so groovy
8th floor didn’t drag as much as your movies
My blade roars and it makes you a smoothie
It ain’t hard to cut you better then your blue screen
Put the beam to his head, now he’s shark bait
6 feet in an unmarked grave
I’ve met evil, you went medieval
Don’t talk to me about the dark age
Severing any hand of malevolent devils that
Several reverends, definitely never cleanse
So set on being meta on the set but it never lands
Your second attempt at it set a terrible precedent
You got swallowed up whole in this battle
There’s nothing that’s left to finish
But I didn’t have to devour you
To make everybody forget you existed