Den of Iniquity

[VERA]
Just two little lovebirds all alone
In a little cozy nest
With a little secret telephone
That's the place to rest

[JOEY]
Artificial roses 'round the door
They are never out of bloom

[VERA]
And a flowered carpet on the floor
In the loving room

[VERA & JOEY]
In our little den of iniquity
Our arrangement is good

[VERA]
It's much more healthy living here
This rushing back home is bad, my dear

[JOEY]
I haven't caught a cold all year

[VERA]
Knock on wood

[VERA & JOEY]
It was ever thus, since antiquity
All the poets agree

[VERA]
The chambermaid is very kind
She always thinks we're so refined

[JOEY]
Of course, she's deaf and dumb and blind

[VERA & JOEY]
No fools, we
In our little den of iniquity

In our little den of iniquity
For a girly and boy

[VERA]
We'll sit and let the hours pass
A canopy bed has so much class

[JOEY]
And so's a ceiling made of glass

[VERA & JOEY]
Oh, what joy!
Love has been that way since antiquity
Down to you and to me

[VERA]
The radio I used to hate
Now when it is dark and late
Tchaikovsky's "1812" sounds great!

[VERA & JOEY]
That's for me
In our little den of iniquity

Oh, what joy!
Love has been that way since antiquity
Down to you and to me

[JOEY]
We're very proper folks, you know

[VERA]
We've separate bedrooms comme il faut
There's one for play and one for show

[VERA & JOEY]
You chase me
In our little den of iniquity