Defecate On My Face (Country Version)

[Verse 1]
Well, come home tired, what a day I've had
The news ain't good from Stalingrad
But I've been busy protecting the German race
So, come on, baby, defecate on my face

[Pre-Chorus]
Come on, baby, send it on down
Bend over Braun and gimme your brown
There's trouble brewing in the Warsaw Pact
So hurry up, Eva, and move your digestive tract

[Chorus]
Defecate on my face, defecate on my face
Defecate on my face, oh, defecate on my face
Defecate on my face, defecate on my face
Defecate on my face, oh, defecate on my face

[Verse 2]
Well, get to a bunker, looks like a stye
Turn on the TV, it's all a big lie
Here, Eva, ooooh, have these prunes to chew
We have ways of making you poo

[Pre-Chorus]
Come on, baby, send it on down
Bend over Braun and gimme your brown
There's trouble brewing in the Warsaw Pact
So hurry up, Eva, and move your digestive tract

[Chorus]
Defecate on my face, defecate on my face
Defecate on my face, oh, defecate on my face (well altogether now)
Defecate on my face, defecate on my face
Defecate on my face, oh, defecate on my face