Death Metal Dad Jokes
Jared Dines * Track #2 On Slamming Brutal Djent First
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Death Metal Dad Jokes by Jared Dines
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(Pre-Chorus - Introduction) :
Dad jokes will steal the show
Dad jokes, here we go
Dad jokes for the win
Dad jokes, let's begin
(Chorus) :
So you think you got jokes ?
So you think you got jokes ?
So you think you got jokes ?
You ain't got jokes on my dad
So you think you got jokes ?
So you think you got jokes ?
So you think you got jokes ?
You ain't got jokes on my dad
(The first verse) :
Swollen bald elitists decapitating cattle
Barbequing bovines on the mountain peak of Everest
Vegans around the world unite to bring them down
But the steaks are high !
The steaks are high !
Atheism is a non-prophet organization
Velcro is such a rip off
(Pre-Chorus) :
Dad jokes will steal the show
Dad jokes, here we go
Dad jokes for the win
Dad jokes, let's begin
(Chorus) :
So you think you got jokes ?
So you think you got jokes ?
So you think you got jokes ?
You ain't got jokes on my dad
So you think you got jokes ?
So you think you got jokes ?
So you think you got jokes ?
You ain't got jokes on my dad
(The second verse) :
Doomsday bands coming out like there's no tomorrow
One could say they're inspired by Impending Doom
Even vampires will die , that is something you can count on
One apocalypse, two apocalypse , three !!
(Speaking) :
'Ahhh, oh, I gotta get away, all right ?
You'll love this one.'
(Breakdown) :
Why do skeletons never take any risks ?
Because they have no guts
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA !
I've heard better chugging from the bottom of Uranus
Brown notes so low, they open up a black hole
What time did the man...
Go to the dentist
Tooth hurty
(Pre-Chorus) :
Dad jokes will steal the show
Dad jokes, here we go
Dad jokes for the win
Dad jokes, let's begin
(Chorus) :
So you think you got jokes ?
So you think you got jokes ?
So you think you got jokes ?
You ain't got jokes on my dad
So you think you got jokes ?
So you think you got jokes ?
So you think you got jokes ?
You ain't got jokes on my dad
(Breakdown - Outroduction) :
Two peanuts were walking down the street
One of them
Was a salted
Death Metal Dad Jokes Q&A
Who wrote Death Metal Dad Jokes's ?
Death Metal Dad Jokes was written by Jared Dines.
Who produced Death Metal Dad Jokes's ?
Death Metal Dad Jokes was produced by Jared Dines.
When did Jared Dines release Death Metal Dad Jokes?
Jared Dines released Death Metal Dad Jokes on Mon Oct 05 2015.